Yet more LGA banned words ranting

12:53pm, 15th March 2010

It is a tedious subject for many, I’m sure, and maybe I need to learn to relax, but I got a spam email referring to the LGA’s banned words list at the weekend.

The spam was from Ticketmedia, an advertising company that sells advertising space on public transport tickets (and presumably thinks I am going to get Wandsworth to start buying some because of an unsolicited email). Using a weak connection between the LGA’s jargon that councils don’t use and the simplicity of bus ticket advertising to send me unsolicited email in which “Ticketmedia applauds LGA move to banish bewildering jargon… the clampdown by the LGA on council staff using nonsensical jargon is a welcome initiative” and totally unconnected with the bus ticket advertising they then go on to sell.

When the wrong message is now being transmitted onwards by spamming PR firms I think it’s proof the LGA have got it all wrong.

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Crime briefing, 4 – 11 March

10:36am, 15th March 2010

The map below details crimes reported in Wandsworth between 4 – 11 March 2010.

If you have any information on any of these crimes you can get in touch with the local police on 020 7350 1122 or via Crimestoppers (anonymously, if you wish) on 0800 555 111.

You can click on the individual markers for more information.


View Wandsworth Crime Briefing for 4 – 11March 2010 in a larger map

  1. Yellow flags represent burglaries and red flags represent street crime.
  2. The briefing only contains details of burglaries and robberies. Other crimes are not included.
  3. You can see more detail by following the link to the Google website.
  4. The flags are not placed precisely (it would be irresponsible to advertise victims of burglary) but instead are spaced roughly equally on the roads they took place. The idea is to give a visual representation of the spread and range of crime in Wandsworth, rather than pinpointing crime locations.
  5. While I try to ensure the data is accurate it is reliant on the information I receive, and I’m only human, so it may be mistakes have crept in. Please let me know if you think you’ve spotted one.
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Tweets for week ending 2010-03-15

11:55pm, 14th March 2010
  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-03-07 http://bit.ly/bhYLBB #
  • Discovered at the weekend that some colleagues had nicknamed me Robocop. If only they'd added I, II or III to show if it's good or bad. #
  • My God there are some mean toddlers around. This is why I'm trying to teach MiniMe doctrines like justifiable force. #
  • This playgroup is like Robocop in its levels of violence. MiniMe is almost Swiss in his neutral stance of non-intervention. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 25 February – 4 March http://bit.ly/96nG8m #
  • I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic Mac apps worth $260+ for only $20 and got 3 great bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it #
  • And I hate myself for the marketing tweet… but it had Monkey Island. Monkey Island. #
  • Now I see the attraction in collecting headlines about someone with the same name: http://bit.ly/cgC207 /via @edwestonline #
  • #battertweet is an exception http://j.mp/8XW6GM RT @jonreed: Police advice: "don't meet people you've only met on social networking sites" #
  • I'm going to fileshare her songs in protest RT @paulwaugh: At her concert last nite, Lily Allen dedicated 'F*ck You' to David Cameron #
  • I need entertaining. Dance for me, Twitter, dance. #
  • ran 3.55 mi on 9/3/2010 at 7:07 AM with a pace of 9'01"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/03cupn68 #
  • Second run back after calf strain. Not quite as painful as the first, but still so so slow #fb #
  • It's amazing how many people seem to be on Twitter purely to be negative. Just how long do they think their lives are? #
  • Blogged: I am the Conservative Party’s Samson http://bit.ly/cgY5Xd #
  • I've been complimented on my hair. As a man I know I shouldn't, but it felt good. #
  • Annoying as can be sometimes, I'm so lucky MiniMe hangs around with me. Just sad it won't last forever. #
  • Truly it's a miracle, a sign for the @Marmarati faithful, even if it does look like every 70s footballer http://j.mp/aOsU6S #
  • Off chance, but has anyone used #Yep for document management on the #Mac Any good? #lazyweb #
  • International trending topics really are pointless now. Banal subjects and dominated by spam. When's @tweetie going to offer city options? #
  • Oh, God no. RT @BatterseaPkSW11 Small building by Queens Circus in #BatterseaPark becoming estate agents Pendeltons http://yfrog.com/862b6mj #
  • MiniMe: in bed. iTunes: on. @jesscousins: out. Glass of wine: resisted. Evening of solid achievement: just beginning. #
  • This is a new one… http://twitpic.com/17ksv4 #
  • There is something beautiful about the flashing green cursor in a new WriteRoom document. #
  • C'mon Town. #
  • Have I mentioned #battertweet III recently? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 – probably the most fun you can have in The Merchant on 8 April. #
  • Please Town. Please. #
  • Grimsby, what went wrong? #
  • Today I will mainly be selling Putney. Any offers? #
  • Blogged: Selling Putney http://bit.ly/cl2NoE #
  • I'm determined to be Mayor again. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) #
  • Five speakers from the Labour group on council tax tonight. Seem to be calling senior council officers "socially useless." Nice. #
  • Wandsworth Council tax debate. Conservative proposal: 0%. Labour response: Lord Ashcroft. #
  • And the Labour Party are now praising the Taxpayers Alliance. I'm sure the TPA feel dirty by association. #
  • Wandsworth formally sets no increase in council tax for the third year in succession. #
  • ran 3.5 mi on 11/3/2010 at 7:13 AM with a pace of 8'55"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/04usvkmh #
  • Good to see the LGA have released their list of words councils don't use, so people can have a dig at us. Thanks for fighting for us, LGA. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth sets lowest council tax, again http://bit.ly/dmOEqo #
  • Blogged: Council wastes money on jargon shock http://bit.ly/bGN7qF #
  • I think I've had some LGA trolling on my website. #
  • Take it all back, LGA, I love you, and you aren't trolls. But some people are… #
  • I don't often get this far north of the river. (@ Tottenham Hale Station) http://4sq.com/8qXYgR #
  • Commuter high: realising the mystery train you just boarded is going the right way. Commuter downer: realising it's the slooooooow train. #
  • Oh. And there's the fast train, whizzing past. #
  • Sister Sledge, 'Frankie'. Thank-you, shuffle, for the smile on my face (even if other commuters now think I'm a bit odd). #
  • I shudder to think how much I listened to Now 7 when I first bought it. #
  • The Real Roxanne: '(Bang Zoom) Let's Go Go'. If every copy were destroyed it would be no loss to humanity #shuffleshite #
  • This is @ pretty much everyone. Now 7 had Stan wotisname and 'Camoflage'. Top Trumps says that made it the best Now ever. #
  • Just spotted Now 7 had 'Lady in Red' on it. That means I own some Chris de Burgh. I cannot describe the shame I feel. #
  • I should point out that I don't make a habit of going to places like Fabrics Galore. It's a one off visit. #
  • Blogged: Support Battersea Summer Scheme at Waitrose http://bit.ly/bVPvWw #
  • Am I missing something? What's the point of the #red tweets in Tweetie? Easter Egg? Trending experiment? #
  • I've just had a superb Columbo moment. After the conversation had finished, slipped in that killer question. #
  • Has anyone noticed in the Labour iPhone app screenshot how the 13 March comes between 6 and 7 March? http://twitpic.com/183o3d #
  • Are Labour manipulating the calendar to give them longer to campaign? We should be told. #
  • Quite like the Labour iPhone app's calendaring (despite it not being in any order). #
  • Blogged: Banned words and the point of lobbying http://bit.ly/duCYIs #
  • Decided discretion is the better part of valour. And feeling smug as a result. It isn't pretty. #
  • It's a while since I've used the Google iPhone app, but seriously impressed with voice search http://twitpic.com/184d13 #
  • I've not #battertweet ed for a while. Any SW11 (or 12, 18, or anywhere) types fancy a night out? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • My northern working class roots have done nothing for me today. #
  • I'll pop a title screen on. #
  • I subscribed to TwitSpeaker's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/TwitSpeaker?feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PPB http://youtu.be/MtGifr-1QFo?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PPB – Vote Conservative for Better Hair Days http://youtu.be/RpvI1S8bGuY?a #
  • YouTubed: PPB – Vote Conservative for Better Hair Days http://bit.ly/cNERP6 #
  • ran 3.47 mi on 13/3/2010 at 8:46 AM with a pace of 9'02"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/70jif55 #
  • I'm amazed such a specialist service as http://ovenclean.com/ exists. Even more amazing my neighbour's over is so bad it needs it. #
  • Yes. It isn't the town hall, and I'm here. (well, leaving) (@ Mason's Arms) http://4sq.com/aFsapH #
  • If you are going to the Mason's in Battersea feel reassured that the band are spending A LOT of time eliminating trip hazards. #
  • Holy Cow. #
  • I'm now keeping my mouth firmly shut. #
  • I'm hoping both MiniMe and @jesscousins admire the self-censoring I've just exhibited. #
  • Going to watch the end of some dance thing to remind me how not to care. #
  • 'Time Cop: The Berlin Decision' How can this be a bad film? #
  • Holy Cow. Pages has a full screen mode – how have I gone so long without knowing that? #
  • TimeOut's website, ironically, is timing out. #
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Banned words and the point of lobbying

3:26pm, 12th March 2010

I’m surprised by the reaction to my post on the Local Government Association (LGA) banned words story yesterday. Generally, people have tended to agree with me – the point of lobbying is not to do something that results in people having a lower opinion of your client, especially when that opinion is because you’re implying they do things they’ve never done.

What is interesting is the range of people who have contacted me. Obviously those in local government have an interest, and it’s perhaps not surprising they would support my view. But I was amazed to get an email from a local resident. I would have thought this is a fairly limited local government issue, but they wondered exactly what the LGA did to have so much time on their hands to be able to release this. And I was also suprised when a couple of people in the LGA told me, privately, they thought it was entirely the wrong story to push.

But not everyone agrees. Almost as soon as I’d posted there was a comment from Roger Storer who – quite rightly – pointed out that I do some work for the Improvement and Development Agency (IDeA).

And he’s right, I should’ve put that in. The IDeA is part of the LGA family, if somewhat arms length, and for want of a better description acts as a consultancy -I’m paid because the IDeA are paid by their clients who are (I hope) satisfied with the job we’ve done. It isn’t funded through subscriptions, or to act as a lobbyist for councils.

It’s for others to judge if I’m being hypocritical, but I don’t believe occasionally working for the IDeA means I should support, without question, every action of the LGA.

[I happen to think, with some evidence, Roger is what is known as a sockpuppet, someone pretending to be someone else to advance their argument. But despite that I have let his comment stand for the sake of transparency.]

Very shortly afterwards Richard Stokoe, the LGA press officer responsible for the banned words list, called me to discuss the story. And in the interests of fairness I’ll give his take.

The LGA think the press release was carefully worded to avoid any mention of councils (except two positive examples) and instead referred to public services generally. And the argument they were able to articulate in interviews, such as on the Today programme, was that it was really a problem with central government who created these words and phrases which then trickled out to the wider public sector.

He also pointed out that local government tends to have a bad track record in communication, with (nationally, the Wandsworth figure is much better) only about half of all people feeling well unformed by their local council.

I would argue that they should have worded their press release more carefully, it’s a fairly obvious conclusion to assume a Local Government Association press release is about local government. And that people feeling badly informed is about how and when councils communicate – it clearly isn’t the words they use because they’d be showing up in Google.

He also said that they will be reviewing the coverage and reaction, as they always do, before deciding how to deal with the issue in future.

Personally, I can only hope they take the decision to drop it totally.

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Support Battersea Summer Scheme at Waitrose

11:53am, 12th March 2010

I’ve no idea how many people who read this blog shop at Waitrose on St John’s Hill in Clapham Junction, but if you do you will know about their Community Matters scheme.

Essentially each month, the store nominates three local charities and they each receive a share of £1,000 in proportion to the green tokens placed in their pots by shoppers.

I noticed today that Battersea Summer Scheme is one of this month’s charities.

The Summer Scheme is run each year by Battersea Crime Prevention Panel and basically runs a series of events, expeditions and excursions for young people in Battersea during their summer vacations. The basic idea being to ensure they are engaged in positive pursuits and not in a position in which they are at risk of being a victim of crime, or a perpetrator of crime.

They are totally reliant on donations of time and money to run the scheme each year – and while I know the other two causes are worthy – when you are at the check-out make sure you get your token and pop it in their slot.

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Council wastes money on jargon shock

12:06pm, 11th March 2010

It’s amazing to think that one of the highest rated councils in the country with the lowest council tax, wastes money on jargon. But it does.

Like hundreds of other councils Wandsworth pays an annual subscription to the Local Government Association (LGA). The LGA, according to their website “is a voluntary lobbying organisation, acting as the voice of the local government sector, and an authoritative and effective advocate on its behalf” and “promotes the interests of English and Welsh local authorities”. In fact, with 424 members, most of the country’s local government is a member.

Today they released their annual list of banned words that councils shouldn’t use. It’s an annual event – last year I found myself sticking up for coterminosity – but one they seemingly never learn from since once again the media, from the BBC to the Daily Mail, have leapt on it for a bit of council bashing.

But are these words really used by councils or councillors?

Last year the late, and missed, Jack Pickard did a bit of research to show that, actually, councils weren’t guilty of over-using jargon and, in fact, the LGA were often the guilty people.

Just looking at their list and using Google.co.uk as an indicator:

  • Trialogue Not a single council returned in the first five pages of results.
  • Wellderly Not a single council returned in the first five pages of results. (Although Harriet Harman features heavily.)
  • Goldfish bowl facilitated conversation Two councils in the first five pages of results, but only because they were carried a feed, featuring the phrase, from the BBC website.
  • Tonality Not a single council returned in the first five pages of results.
  • Webinar Not a single council returned in the first five pages of results.
  • Under-capacitated Not a single council returned in the first five pages of results.
  • Clienting Not a single council returned in the first five pages of results.
  • Disbenefits One council, Surrey, appears in the first five pages of results.

I’m not suggesting that none of these words and phrases have ever been used by any council. But if these new words were being bandied around by Town Halls they’d manifest in Google through one of their websites, press releases or leaflets, but only one council turned up in the 400 results.

It’s hard to decide where to begin with this. For a start, there seems to be be some sort of inverse snobbery with some of these (like coterminosity, I think disbenefit is a perfectly good word). Plain language is all well and good, but when it over-reaches and starts to strip out perfectly valid English I can’t help but be reminded of Orwell’s Newspeak. And that’s doubleplusungood.

And while I can’t remember hearing any of these phrases in councils, it is perfectly valid for jargon to be used internally, it’s how professionals communicate with other professionals (would you expect a surgeon to talk in theatre in plain English?) and as these don’t appear to be creeping into the outside world that’s not a problem.

But because the Local Government Association have published the list, everyone assumes that it’s a local government issue. So despite the LGA’s qualifier that it’s a problem across the public sector the papers that have picked up the story have gone with the council angle. The Daily Mail says: “Welcome to the world of local government gobbledegook” and even CNN have got in on the act telling readers “councils ordered to quit jargon.”

And that’s what gets me most of all. An organisation that is meant to stand up for councils, and is paid by hundreds of them to do just that, once a year persists in giving a stick to the media with which to beat councils.

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Wandsworth sets lowest council tax, again

11:05am, 11th March 2010

It’s not really news, since the intention has been known for weeks – and could have been guessed for months, if not years – but Wandsworth formally set a 0% increase in council tax for 2010/11 last night at a special meeting of the full council.

They are always odd meetings. You would expect them to be something of a set-piece occasion, it is, after all, the council’s budget. But we don’t have red boxes, or quaint traditions that the relevant councillor is allowed, on this one occasion, a sip of whiskey in the chamber. Instead we have a fairly dry affair in which the Conservatives lay out their proposals and Labour try and argue against them; try and fail.

It must be hard, you’ve got a good council, well rated independently, with incredibly high resident satisfaction and the lowest council tax in the country. What, exactly, do you go for?

To give the Labour party their due, they did try. Their argument was for exactly the same council tax, but with three key differences.

  1. Pay people more,
  2. Except high earners who should be paid less (they implied senior council officers were “socially useless” which suggests they’ve already given up hopes of winning the council and working with them in May), and
  3. Lord Ashcroft.

It was a truly bizarre argument. Essentially socialist on pay with attempts at political point-scoring as if Ashcroft were also funding the council. (And missing the point that they have their own non-dom funder in Lord Paul, not to mention the numerous peerages they sold to taxpayers.) Indeed, I wonder why I am even airing their arguments here, since not a single member of the public or press was in attendence for the meeting.

But aside from their bluster the business of the council went through. And council tax stays the same for the third year running. Wandsworth is an incredibly well-run and managed authority, and credit it due to all the people involved, from top to bottom.

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Selling Putney

3:47pm, 10th March 2010

I’ve spent a fair chunk of today at an inward investment event for Putney Town Centre. Although Nine Elms and Tooting have been getting a fair degree of attention recently, the council has continued to promote the rest of the borough as a destination to businesses, retailers and investors. Today’s event was aimed at attracting people to invest in Putney, highlighting both the opportunities for retailers and the consequent advantages for those seeking to establish offices in the area.

It is, of course, coming to the time in the cycle when a lot of the borough is talked down for political advantage. I recall Stuart King’s rather negative campaign as Labour leader four years ago that was little more than a litany of complaints and criticisms that – in fact – most people didn’t relate to (and may have contributed to him losing his own seat; if things were so bad, why hadn’t he done anything in his eight years as a councillor).

In fact there’s a lot to be positive about in Wandsworth and Putney. The high street has weathered the recession remarkably well and managed to attract new investment during it. And today, the area was still enough of a draw to attract 70 or 80 people from developers, retailers and businesses who might be the ones investing in SW15 in coming years.

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I am the Conservative Party’s Samson

11:47am, 9th March 2010

One of the givens of any election campaign is that you need a decent portrait photo. After all, who is going to vote for anyone who doesn’t have a decent portrait photo? That would just be crazy.

And now that my 2010 one has finally appeared on a leaflet I thought I’d dig out the photos from previous elections. I could only find three – from 2002, 2006 and, of course, 2010. To be honest, while I know I have the 1998 photo somewhere I also know I have a real Tory boy look and, therefore, not much incentive to find it to republish it to the world. I’m fairly confident no-one has actually kept a 1998 leaflet and that’s definitely for the best.

Tory boy-ed up for the 2001 election

However, to give you an idea of how I would have looked in 1998 when first elected here’s a photo of me taken during my incredibly close battle for the Great Grimsby seat in 2001. If that’s not Tory boy I don’t know what is.

And this set me thinking. What if I were to assign a Tory boy rating to myself over time, how would that graph look? Would there be any interesting or telling patterns revealed?

So that’s exactly what I did. Clearly Tory boyism is a subjective measure. But I’ve tried to assess it objectively, using measures like parting and hair neatness, fondness for ties and level of political ambition.

And I was astounded – my Tory boy rating seems to be inversely related to the Conservatives Party’s electoral fortunes and poll ratings. Now I know some may be eager to point out that correlation and causation are totally different things. But I have to ask, can I take the risk? Should this graph be what guides my next haircut? And should I be scheduling it for 6 May?

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Crime briefing, 25 February – 4 March

10:38am, 8th March 2010

The map below details crimes reported in Wandsworth between 25 February – 4 March 2010.

If you have any information on any of these crimes you can get in touch with the local police on 020 7350 1122 or via Crimestoppers (anonymously, if you wish) on 0800 555 111.

You can click on the individual markers for more information.


View Wandsworth Crime Briefing for 25 February – 4 March 2010 in a larger map

  1. Yellow flags represent burglaries and red flags represent street crime.
  2. The briefing only contains details of burglaries and robberies. Other crimes are not included.
  3. You can see more detail by following the link to the Google website.
  4. The flags are not placed precisely (it would be irresponsible to advertise victims of burglary) but instead are spaced roughly equally on the roads they took place. The idea is to give a visual representation of the spread and range of crime in Wandsworth, rather than pinpointing crime locations.
  5. While I try to ensure the data is accurate it is reliant on the information I receive, and I’m only human, so it may be mistakes have crept in. Please let me know if you think you’ve spotted one.
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