• Thinking about: Tweets for week ending 2009-07-26 http://tr.im/u8hw #
  • Thinking about: Crime briefing, 16 – 23 July http://tr.im/ubzV #
  • Am I the only one who gets a certain pleasure from shredding? Or am I just a bit too anal at times? #
  • This might count as an expenses scandal. After burning out two shredders I bought, I got one from the council. It rocks (well, shreds). #
  • Fate mocks me again. I boast about shredding – shredder responds by overheating after only two recycling sacks worth. #
  • Can't believe I've never seen the David Mitchell's podcast before, especially the 1 highlighting the passion of H&F cllrs! http://tr.im/uclp #
  • A-ha, got my Google Localgov confirmation. Looks like I did qualify after all. #
  • Secret of Monkey Island finished. So, when is Monkey Island II going to be ported to the iPhone? #
  • Have O2 turned on SMS updates? If so, whose tweets do I really really want to see straight away? #
  • Just discovered @RightNumber and am feeling rather pleased that while I'm anal, I'm not that anal. #
  • Heading out to get soaked meeting @louisebrown, wondering if I've set her expectations too high by mentioning beard growth. #
  • Gah. Just realised I've been unfollowing rather than turning device notifications off. Think I've re-followed everyone. @ me if I haven't. #
  • Shredder has over-heated again. And Coronation Street is on. If they aren't signs it's time to stop for the evening I don't know what is. #
  • Marmite cashews. Doesn't get much better. #
  • Oooo, a new Nike+ site (which I know doesn't interest any of my followers). #
  • Trying to come to terms with Esther Rantzen standing for Luton South. #
  • After yesterday's joy of shredding I'm now ploughing the depths of despair and filing. Fingers crossed some of it will turn into shredding. #
  • Anyone on Nike+ & interested in seeing how the social bits of the new site work? #
  • Thinking about: If expenses are the problem, is Esther Rantzen the solution? http://tr.im/up8Z #
  • Having a coffee with @johnhallmark. Rock and roll. #
  • Now explaining to @johnhallmark how Word and email works. Beginning to see why he's not on Twitter much. #
  • Unsubscribing from Total Politics spam again. Hopefully third time's the charm. #
  • Is there a way to reset all device updates on Twitter to off? Getting a bit fed up of turning them off individually now. #
  • Facebook seems to be suggesting I should be friends with Edwina Currie. I think I may never log-in to it again. #fb #
  • Think I've got a coffee hangover, adding to the headache and tiredness I've had a for a week. Please direct sympathy – but no tea – my way. #
  • Where the hell has the new Nike+ site gone? It's the naff old one again now. #
  • Thinking about: Cameron on Twitter http://tr.im/uB4I #
  • Only a week to go until #sw11tweet – any excuse to plug it: http://twtvite.com/dqew7k #
  • Off to the Fox & Hounds… and not drinking tonight. Can anything be more tragic? #
  • Thanks all for the F&H related sympathy. But given it's only 30 seconds from my house I'll live this time! #
  • Bored. Just think, this time next week you could be drinking with loads of people you've never met http://twtvite.com/dqew7k #sw11tweet #
  • Sillly woman, didn't she know she can't have a life RT @the_anke Blonde Councillors! Facebook pics! Knickers!! http://tinyurl.com/kklpkb #
  • A good run out the way; now a day of baby-sitting, plumber-sitting and spending time (voluntarily) with the police awaits. #
  • Via @tbush: Loving the new MobileMe iDisk iPhone app – http://digg.com/u167MA #
  • There's something rather nice about being able to hear a steam engine going past… #
  • Wondering whether I should show some underwear on my facebook page… http://tr.im/uItT #
  • I find myself with an unexpected morning of freedom – and am being unusually productive with it. Feeling rather full of myself as a result. #
  • Thinking about: Is all communication good communication? http://tr.im/uIMw #
  • Spent a rather useful afternoon with the police – and no, I gave no help to their enquiries. #
  • Grrrr. Still getting annoying O2 twitter texts. I wish I could easily work out who I had device updates turned on for. #
  • Thinking that NNW's move to Google syncing is an opportunity to try some other RSS readers. Any recommendations for a Mac Reader? #
  • Can't believe I'm doing this, it's like crossing the Rubicon, I'm saying goodnight rather than just going. Night all, sleep well. #
  • Been saved from a geeky impulse buy in @waterstonessw11 – their Judge Dredd Complete Case Files are missing 1 & 2. #
  • Playing with green screen in iMovie, quite impressive. Just a shame I can't think of a decent use for it. #
  • I just don't know where to begin… "£15 to @gofourth gets a signed copy of @JohnPrescott's biography" (via @psbook) #
  • Why are so many people pimping their blogs for the Total Politics stroke-fest? Do you only blog for the Blessed Dale? #
  • Anyone (hopefully more than one) fancy exchanging a few tweets about next Wednesday's #sw11tweet to help me make sure everything's ready? #
  • Thinking about: Weekly wrap-up, 31 July http://tr.im/uVkM #
  • Got a £1 coin with a sticker for a taxi firm on it. Great advertising idea, although the coin has travelled further than their drivers will. #
  • And me RT @gecko84 "Oi twitter, make something entertaining happen, dammit i'm slumping" #
  • Has everyone gone to the pub? #
  • Reading an Audit Commission contract. So far, I've got to be whiter than white. Pretty sure there's a clause coming about remain chaste. #
  • Bugger. Ignore that last Tweet. Just read the bit about not publicising the agreement. #
  • Oh, this Tales of Monkey Island game on WiiWare looks good. I wish someone had told me about it (ahem @abeeken) #
  • A new nail shop opens on Lavender Hill. I was told the recently they're often used for money laundering. Is organised crime now effeminate? #
  • Canvassing the east Battersea estates. Huge swing to the Out on a Saturday Morning Party #
  • It's easy to forget there's still a huge industrial area in east Battersea. http://yfrog.com/766iqj #
  • RT @TheJamesPorter "Was thinking of making an SW fantasy football league for coming season. Anyone going to #sw11tweet #swtweet interested?" #
  • Worried that I'm developing an intolerance to caffeine. Had a double espresso and now have a headache – that's just not right. #
  • My spirit is willing, but my flesh weak. #
  • I'm going to celebrate #YorkshireDay by thinking how much better Lincolnshire is. #
  • Is something missing from your life? Perhaps you'll find it on Wednesday if you come to #sw11tweet http://twtvite.com/dqew7k #
  • And your Labour leader here, @CllrMarkBennett, but why let facts get in the way of some political knocking? in reply to CllrMarkBennett #
  • It's 5.45 on a Saturday. Why am I working? #
  • 'Turner and Hooch' is on in the background. The bit where Hooch dies. I'm welling up. #
  • Awww, the happy ending with little Hooch puppies has cheered me up. I first saw Turner & Hooch when I was 19 and blubbered uncontrollably. #
  • Another monsoon hits SW11 – I really need to get that gutter cleared. #
  • Like Twitter and live in SW London? Like beer but don't like paying for it? Then come to #sw11tweet http://twtvite.com/dqew7k (Please RT) #
  • Right, time to stop working and start thinking about pizza… and maybe a small glass or two of wine. #
  • What is the point of Amanda whats-her-name on Total Wipeout? #
  • Just astounding – Via @HouseOfTwits: RT @henrymacrory: A poll of 30 key marginals gives the Conservatives a 24pt lead. C:44 Lab:20 LD:18 #
  • A fun morning delivering in Battersea's battleship blocks. I wonder if those 60s councillors and architects have any regrets about them… #
  • Only 4 days until #sw11tweet & it's now sponsored by BPPA so there's a free drinkie or 2 for you as well – RSVP at http://twtvite.com/dqew7k #
  • Pleased the Labour Party in Wandsworth have started blogging, it was getting quite lonely. http://tr.im/v96q #
  • Good work by the police in Wandsworth http://tr.im/v9aw #
  • I think one of the top two jobs in the Labour party should always go to Harriet Harman. #
  • A friend just showed me a thank-you card from Cherie Blair featuring a lovely picture of her & Tony… It didn't make the mantelpiece. #

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