• Thinking about: Tweets for week ending 2009-08-31 http://bit.ly/aKDtH #
  • Working on a bank holiday Monday – how distracting will Twitter be? #
  • Just realised that I'm closed to 50 than 20 – not much, but even so… #
  • Why do a feel this is bad bad news: Disney buys Marvel http://is.gd/2JrJZ Mickey Mouse – Spider-Man crossover announced #comics (via @draml) #
  • I should be working, but letting myself get distracted by Twitter… And the App Store… #
  • Having a spammer pick-up an @ message to me is quickly becoming annoying. #
  • Looking after a remarkably mellow MiniMe today – clearly still chilled from a long weekend. #
  • Thinking about: Crime briefing, 20 – 27 August http://bit.ly/fcOMZ #
  • Being a new man has been rather fun today… MiniMe has been relaxed all day. It might not bode well for tonight, but my shift ends soon. #
  • Ouch. #
  • It's at this stage in the morning when I feel my chin I realise I've still not mastered shaving. #
  • Thinking about: What would stop me voting Conservative? http://bit.ly/j6khv #
  • Does anyone know what happened to Melanie and Martina from 'Fun House'? #
  • What does this mean for the traditional chippy? RT @GarethPrice I'm astounded.. I've just learnt there is a fish called the "Potato Fish" #
  • This will lose me any macho credibility, but I'm enjoying MiniMe's new found generosity with building bricks "For me? Why, thank-you." #fb #
  • Still no Snow Leopard (I'm assuming no post today). I can be patient, but just needed to blurt a little frustration. #
  • Publicity stunt, or cry for help? http://tr.im/xK2J #
  • Wow, @bengoldacre has commented on my blog – I am a little starstruck! Is this my first step towards celebrity twitter stalking? #
  • Is it me, or is ping.fm lacking a bookmarklets? #
  • Is it really you, @Mightymariner? The real star of Blundell Park? #
  • I'm feeling impatient for the next big thing in social media, surely it's already out there. #
  • Add yours: text BATTERSEA then your poem to 07786 202 844 – RT @fishRpeople2 My favourite Battersea Poems so far http://bit.ly/1WLA0f #
  • Chances of Snow Leopard arriving today? Looking at the time I'm guessing nil. #
  • Great to see Royal Mail maintaining exactly the same level of service during the postal strike – still as poor as ever. #
  • Thinking about: Shaftesbury Park Estate to be a 20mph zone http://bit.ly/SbHNj #
  • For the record, I'm perfectly relaxed about the non-arrival of my copy of Snow Leopard. #
  • Interesting meeting with @timhood today. Quite excited about trying out Yoosk – but does anyone have any questions for me? #
  • To the Town Hall [said in the voice of a side-kickless non-super-hero] #
  • To the pub… #
  • Just realised I've come out without a tie. Truly I am a Cameron Conservative. #
  • Tie update. No-one batted an eye-lid at my tie-less state. I'm a little old fashioned & am slightly disappointed at the lack of disapproval. #
  • Wow RT @paulwaugh Boris's ex-deputy mayor Ian Clement has been charged with fraud over his expenses. http://tinyurl.com/lfta97 #
  • For God's sake. Royal Mail, is it really too much to expect a first class package to arrive in less than a week? #
  • Thinking about: Weekly wrap-up, 4 September http://bit.ly/2aRFVJ #
  • Do you know, I can't express what I'm feeling about Royal Mail right now. #
  • Need to nip out and deliver the neighbours' post I got in error today – door numbers can be so confusing, can't they? #
  • Experiencing doubt. Perhaps you can help, are prawns crustaceans? #
  • Ignore me, of course they are. Why am I doubting my own knowledge. #
  • Success! You can make tasty fried bread using a Breville. #
  • Does anyone know a way to share free/busy information from iCal – preferably one that doesn't involve moving calendars to Google? #
  • Thanks, Sky, for "Grease: The School Musical" with Duncan James. I now know we cannot sink any lower. #
  • Why do Google make it impossible to migrate between accounts? Is it only to punish me for my sloppy set-up? #
  • MiniMe has made it very clear that, when distressed, it's @jesscousins who provides comfort. While hurt, I can't help but see advantages. #
  • Constructive feedback form a Duncan James fan RT @goldenboi69 @jamescousins James Cousins … is a complete and utter cock! #
  • Pleased to have provoked a Duncan James fan into calling me a cock. Next up: I think Jordan Knight from New Kids sings like a girl. #
  • Sorry, I'm trying to get to the bottom of this. Are you telling me I can't express an opinion on a TV programme without being called a cock? #
  • Damn it, that was meant to be an @ #
  • Surprisingly the only way I can raise my Snow Leopard non-appearance with Apple is by phone or writing & entrusting the letter to Royal Mail #
  • Ooooo, the postman's just been. And oooo, no Snow Leopard. I suspect he's lost… #
  • I thought I'd check the local PC World for Snow Leopard stock, but they made an intriguing recommendation http://yfrog.com/0zdvxqj #
  • And I'm stuck with a grumpy MiniMe: Bombardier £1.00 a pint today while stocks last! whoop whoop! (via @dukebattersea) #
  • Just caught a little bit of X Factor, how much do I need to have seen to say I don't like it without being abused on here? #
  • Absolutely stuffed. Thank-you Donna Margherita. #
  • Deadliest Warrior on Bravo. Pleasingly dire TV after a few too many glasses of wine! #
  • My hometown has a celebrity hangout, apparently, and just look at the celebrities http://tr.im/xYYc #
  • Westfield truly is hell in W12. #
  • Instead of droning on about the discounts your NUJ membership gets you, why not let the assistant serve someone who's actually buying. #
  • On my last day of sole control of my diary I find I made two big scheduling cock-ups – thank God I'm handing my life over to professionals. #
  • Finally, I'm becoming a Snow Leopard household. #
  • How come I can do a clean install of Snow Leopard (erasing the HD) but when I reinstall Tweetie it has all my accounts. #
  • Just realised that I missed 'Grease: The School Musical' tonight. Anyone want to bring me up to date? #

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