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Tweets for week ending 2009-11-22

  • Enjoying Brizzly, though can't overcome my aversion to web-clients (link contains 10 invites). http://bit.ly/2GhRBJ #
  • RT @koogaloo_com: Someone should make a version of I'm a celebrity get me out of here, where the contestants are famous. #
  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2009-11-15 http://bit.ly/2SwNv0 #
  • Fascinating discussion on #r4 about the value of belated 'apologies'. #
  • Someone's just asked if MiniMe is about 18 months old. Nowhere near. He'll be getting served in pubs at 12 at this rate. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 5 – 12 November http://bit.ly/l8eYH #
  • So what message does #againsttheodds give? Labour have given you all this, so you may as well vote for someone else now? #
  • Coming to #Battertweet? On Facebook? Why not RSVP to http://j.mp/12sOwQ (and don't forget http://twtvite.com/dtvaoq) #
  • Saddened by the death of Edward Woodward. We all know why he had four 'D's in his name, don't we? #
  • Good to see both Edward Woodward and Ewar Woowar trending. Twitter is a good place, and you are all good people. #
  • #r4 #wato is fascinating. State intervention in employment contracts, currency exchange restrictions, it'll be the gold standard next. #
  • Holy cow. An artist more usually associated with Twitter sex spam has cropped up on my shuffle. How did she get there #
  • Serious news RT @bloggerheads: RT @martinfewell Looking for prostitutes with PhD's for a Belle de Jour item [<- this is called 'research'] #
  • Blogged: Battersea Park War Memorial http://bit.ly/3WM2QJ #
  • Missing a word, should be "MUST NOT" RT @heatworld: There's one big reason why you MUST watch I'm A Celeb tonight. http://j.mp/T6I8V #
  • It seems the defining characteristic of the free Evening Standard is that you can't get it anywhere. #
  • Less than 48 hours until #Battertweet but not too late to RSVP http://twtvite.com/dtvao #
  • What's happened to #r4? A bit about training worms to go into space then sudden silence. Perhaps they realise you can't top space-worms. #
  • 16 new spam followers in less than 90 seconds. I felt so popular I was almost sorry to block and report them all as spam. #
  • Blogged: Chugging, comments and blogging http://bit.ly/3vQmfS #
  • This is why he's the only celeb I follow RT @stephenfry: Possibly the best newspaper headline and subheading. Evah. http://pic.gd/e98737 #
  • As soon as MiniMe gets a mirror I realise I've spawned a Narcissist. #
  • I'm scared to enter because I don't want to be told there are other people who love Marmite more than me http://www.marmarati.org/ #
  • Some good ideas from #IDcarduses – proof the Government was right to press ahead with them. #
  • Blogged: The political insult (and me) http://bit.ly/sLhR5 #
  • Get together with all your friends for a game of ID Top Trumps #IDCardUses #
  • My earworm, inspired by @MarkReckons's avatar is a beepy version of 'If I Were A Rich Man'. #
  • Going to an awards ceremony tonight. Being of a certain age any mention of 'awards ceremony' makes me think of the end of Star Wars. #
  • RT @twtvite_alert: Friendly reminder: Battertweet is tomorrow! http://twtvite.com/dtvaoq #
  • I seem to have badly underestimated the A3's potential as a road. #
  • Excellent evening at the Enterprising Roehampton awards, some excellent winners. #
  • Home, now enjoying pasta and last night's Corrie. Next 'official' engagement the #SW11 CJ lights and #Battertweet http://twtvite.com/dtvaoq #
  • MiniMe and I have sat in a different place to usual in Monkey Music. It's causing confusion, but MiniMe says it's good to break habits. #
  • MiniMe isn't usually allowed to watch TV, but he's asked for an exception to be made for #state09 #
  • What's the best hashtag? Not much between #queensspeech and #state09, though the latter is shorter and used by Parliament itself! #
  • MiniMe was stood for the national anthem. That's my boy! #
  • Eeeek. Agreeing with Bercow, even of only on the importance of pageantry in a modern age. #state0 #
  • A short one – but then this government's days are numbered #state09 #
  • Do you think the Queen ever leaves and thinks, after all that ceremony, that the speech was a bit of an anti-climax?#state09 #
  • Why do I always look at Sarah Teather and immediately think she's there on work experience? #
  • Ah, now we do have the work experience folk. #
  • So coverage of #state09 gives way to 'Bargain Hunt'. Public Service Broadcasting at it's very best. #
  • Why does the iPhone insist inputting an apostrophe in it's? And why do I always fail to check it? #
  • So, hold it. On the day the government should be looking forward, their PPB is going to rely on the past? That's visionary #againsttheodds #
  • RT @24dash: Charities back pet-friendly Wandsworth http://bit.ly/2L8YqK #
  • Blogged: Enterprising Roehampton Awards http://bit.ly/1JPSNs #
  • Oh my God, oh my god, oh my god. The @Marmarati are following me. How I have dreamed of this moment. #
  • Celebrating being followed by @Marmarati the only way I know… if only we still had some champagne Marmite left http://twitpic.com/pzxqc #
  • Finally on my way to the CJ lights and #battertweet #
  • If you are at #Battertweet we are at the front of the pub, come over and have some mulled wine. #
  • A Slug and Lettuce dirty martini. Made from vodka (not gin), not dirty, no olive… but other than that not bad. http://twitpic.com/q0hsx #
  • What has it come to that there's a Jeremy Kyle show? How do we change that? #
  • 12seconds – Clapham Junction Christmas lights http://tiny12.tv/WIQE3 #
  • Not only do I have to deal with the after-effects of #battertweet I have to give MiniMe moral support through some nasty jabs. #
  • A quick snack of a cheese and onion crisp sandwich (with Marmite) and then to the Wandsworth Business Forum to talk culture, innit. #
  • Blogged: Christmas is starting in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/33PKO7 #
  • Slightly disturbed we have metal detector arches at a Wandsworth Business Forum event. Who do we invite to these things? #
  • Come to Wandsworth Business Forum, play with puppets (see what you're missing @jackbremer?) http://twitpic.com/q4mdm #
  • It's a big audience, and a big lonely stage for the Wandsworth Business Forum. http://twitpic.com/q4pt1 #
  • Although I jokingly referred to myself as a Philistine in my bit it's important to point out tha I'm judging a poetry competition tomorrow. #
  • Norman Collier is suing LU over Colliers Wood too RT @MsMarmitelover Got letter from LU lawyers 'confusion could arise' http://bit.ly/2YywXr #
  • Amazingly Battersea Arts Centre has 70 performance spaces. I can't even think of half of them. #
  • Acoustics are bad on the stage. Was David Jubb really talking about throwing a live cat on stage during @Battersea_arts performances? #
  • Now on the Green Awards and DIY Kyoto. I want a Wattson http://j.mp/3Kfe3N #
  • YouTubed: Clapham Junction christmas lights http://bit.ly/2yvlX2 #
  • Is it just me, or is This Week rubbish? #
  • Interesting & useful meeting with the police borough commander. Now I'm going to judge poetry… "There once was a councillor from Battersea…" #
  • Anyone use the flickr iPhone app? Just spent 52 minute failing to upload a picture over 3G, is that the app or the network? #
  • Blogged: Weekly wrap-up, 20 November http://bit.ly/1eFGHS #
  • Embarking on a surgical strike against Westfield. In, rescue Panda II, out. All while minimising exposure to the soulless hell-hole. #
  • Need to know the way from Shepherd's Bush station to Westfield? Simple, just follow the hordes of giggling identikit teenage girls! #
  • In Westfield. Not made it to Apple Store yet. Fighting an emotional breakdown. It's all… too much. #
  • RT @jackbremer: Having unbelievable IM convo with graduate who wants job but can't spell. He asked "r u bein sreiuos?" I replied "Yes i iz" #
  • Panda II secure. Now to escape Westfield. #
  • Am I getting dragged into an argument about @BradfordOdeon by @sgwarnog? in reply to sgwarnog #
  • I need to point out that Westfield @LondonShopping isn't all that bad, just not my cup of tea. Clearly many do like it though. #
  • Commando on ITV1. It really is as bad as I remember, did we ever think one of the Village People made a convincing bad guy? #
  • People are using a #commando hashtag, perhaps I won't have an early night after all. #
  • Going to have to check the iTunes store for the #commando soundtrack. #
  • #commando "what did you do with Sully?" "I let him go." Class. Pure class. #
  • It's the #commando elephant in the room, but I'm going to say it… Bennett. He's, well, he's a bit camp for a villain, isn't he? #
  • "these guys eat too much red meat!" #commando is the gift that just keeps giving. #
  • Lucky the bad guys left a photo of a sea-plane, and the stewardess is an expert on aviation fuel and aircraft ranges. #commando #
  • Does Matrix's watch have an accelerometer? It beeps only when he looks at it. I want one. #commando #
  • Was Arnie wearing those speedos all this time? #commando #
  • Are leather trousers really the most practical choice for combat in a hot and humid climate Mr Bennett? #commando #
  • I just love the way Bennett's 'tache twitches malevolently in #commando #
  • "Leave anything for us?" "Just bodies" Did movie making reach it's peak with #commando? No. #
  • Somehow I've got to go to bed and get some sleep, if that's possible after the adrenaline packed thrill ride that was #commando #
  • ran 3.11 mi on 21/11/2009 at 8:24 AM with a pace of 8'35"/mi
    http://bit.ly/079HE5A/?sitesrc=twit_ab_plus #
  • It's my hope that picking up my running régime will give me a body like John Matrix. #
  • Right, I'm working today and really need it to be a day of solid achievement – so it'd be great if you could just all stop tweeting. Thanks. #
  • Browsing through FoI requests to Wandsworth. One guy challenging a parking ticket wants to know how we synchronise with the NPL atomic clock #
  • Only half way through the inbox. But time for some light campaigning. #
  • Emma Bunton, why did your solo career falter? Oh, yes, that's right… #
  • They are making an American version of The Prisoner. Doesn't that border on blasphemy? #
  • Is it the wine that's making Sky channel 835 so enticing? Or the occasional glimpse of the Supreme Master? #
  • Is that blue sky? #
  • So cold. #
  • That's the weekend's canvassing done. Another advantage the US has – the election is in November, before it starts getting really cold. #

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