• Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-05-09 http://bit.ly/d70dvB #
  • Blogged: Four more years http://bit.ly/b1FIgT #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 29 April – 6 May http://bit.ly/9etmso #
  • Blogged: Reflecting on the council elections http://bit.ly/cJJG4r #
  • Catching up on Corrie, and the emotional roller-coaster of Blanche's funeral. #
  • Blogged: Cracking down on kerb-crawlers http://bit.ly/d7pSCM #
  • No. Not that bit. (@ Millbank Tower) http://4sq.com/6ord6A #
  • Astounding that, in leaving, Brown showed a grace and dignity that seems totally alien to his supporters on Twitter today. #
  • & as proof… RT @britishcitizen: RT @jamescousins Brown showed a grace and dignity totally alien to his supporters on Twitter today <<Asshole #
  • Blogged: The London local elections http://bit.ly/d5r8CS #
  • MiniMe is in a reading frenzy. While I'm pleased he likes books so much, I'm a touch annoyed that I'm the one that has to read them. #
  • I know I'm not that into politics when I'm happy just to wait until the Cabinet is complete, then take a look at the list. #
  • Blogged: Baby business in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/94nr00 #
  • Oh it's all starting again. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • Blogged: Battersea Square Summer Party http://bit.ly/baNwgI #
  • I think I'm addicted to Monkey Tennis. #
  • I need to go for a run. I'll wear my GTFC top, that'll make me feel like a winner. #
  • ran 6.36 km on 15/5/2010 at 9:02 AM with a pace of 5'30"/km
    http://go.nike.com/i5o682 #
  • By the power of the Internet. I have the power. #
  • Having freed up over 130GB by emptying trash I have a nagging feeling I've accidentally deleted something important. #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-05-03 http://bit.ly/ceUaPq #
  • So Gordon and @SarahBrown10 were campaigning in the key marginal of Tooting today. King must be rubbing his hands next door. #
  • What the he'll was I thinking? On a bank holiday as well. (@ The Village Westfield White City) http://4sq.com/br3DWR #
  • Can't wait for 7 May, hopefully Twitter will be much less tedious. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 22 – 29 April http://bit.ly/aBP3rT #
  • Struggling with the food chain in the song about an old lady swallowing a fly. What's the antidote to dog? #
  • There's too many to reply: but how can it be a cow? Cows don't eat dogs. What would farmers do? #
  • After 13 years of Labour children are still learning that horses eat cows and cows eat dogs. We can't go on like this. It's time for change. #
  • Does anyone know when using #gameon moves from being endearingly optimistic and loyal to just sadly delusional? #
  • I've just had a notification from something called "Google Wave". Anyone know what that is? #
  • Blogged: Vote for me (and some others too) http://bit.ly/cpkpmp #
  • I'm feeling better and better about my hair. #
  • Blogged: Voting Conservative gets you… http://bit.ly/9VrWUL #
  • Blogged: The saddest part of the campaign… http://bit.ly/9CjvRG #
  • Love the Lib Dems creativity with their 'winning here' graphic for Battersea. #
  • Had a few "good luck" calls from passers-by on the street. I think my hair is looking good for tomorrow. #
  • Thank-you Asda. I mean it. #
  • Blogged: Vote for me! http://bit.ly/dD7NLF #
  • Blogged: Six hours in… http://bit.ly/9PPwHS #
  • Blogged: A cupcake landslide http://bit.ly/bPrtvd #
  • Wow. All over bar the counting. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • Blogged: Not quite done http://bit.ly/aj5Ty6 #
  • Being a councillor isn't everything. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • Re-elected. Thank-you for all your good wishes. #
  • Oh Grimsby… why did I refresh the page? #
  • Looking forward to seeing Grimsby play (Blue Square) Premier League football next season. #
  • Can't help feeling I should be doing something. #
  • Is Brown hoping to copy Ramsey MacDonald? He did quite well as a Labour PM when the Tories were the largest party. #
  • Changing my blog to reflect I'm out of a job from tomorrow. #
  • I really should be doing something. I'm going to visit local restaurants and see if they have any menus I could deliver for them. #
  • Bored of the election result. What time can I order an iPad? #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-04-25 http://bit.ly/bFqKrW #
  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-04-25 http://bit.ly/dbyGqY #
  • The election will be won or lost this Wednesday. I'm getting my hair cut. http://bit.ly/dwgL7x http://bit.ly/alHNfx #hotppb #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 15 – 22 April http://bit.ly/cQ3YQr #
  • I pretend I get around, but in fact this is as exotic as it gets for me. (@ Costa Coffee (St Johns Road)) http://4sq.com/cmzEz0 #
  • I love that a Labour candidate has thought up a hashtag we can ALL use #gogordan #
  • Of course, if I use the correct spelling (rather than @jordannewell's) it's apparent Lab have wanted him gone for ages #gogordon #
  • My ward chairman hasn't seen Karate Kid. This disturbs me. #
  • ran 5.36 km on 27/4/2010 at 7:06 AM with a pace of 5'16"/km
    http://go.nike.com/06436r30 #
  • I need a montage. #
  • Blogged: Shaftesbury Park 20mph zone http://bit.ly/bGBtXW #
  • This bus crammed full of students is remarkably subdued, are they becoming miserable commuters like the rest? #
  • A long day today (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • Hair now cut, but too soon to tell what it means for the election. #
  • Blogged: Facebook for your street? http://bit.ly/cx4MBf #
  • I turn in thinking this was a sad day for those that love politics. #
  • ran 7.39 km on 29/4/2010 at 7:41 AM with a pace of 5'26"/km
    http://go.nike.com/01rhcrh8 #
  • Snotty email sent to pseudo-spammer. That's probably set entirely the wrong tone for the day. #
  • Blogged: Brian Prichard http://bit.ly/cUw6y3 #
  • A quick downgrade of Tweetie accompanied by a prayer that the ad isn't a sign of things to come. #
  • Well, you might like the new Tweetie! Some people seem to think it's quite good. I'm sticking with the current version, see what happens. #
  • I wish my election buzz would kick in. It's vaguely hanging about in the background, I need more! #
  • I think I'm a closet Buddhist. Feeling very bad about accidentally killing a wasp that flew up my trouser leg. #
  • Blogged: The difference a day makes http://bit.ly/agXZWE #
  • Blogged: The battle-less election http://bit.ly/aV7r8s #
  • So Clegg's gone for the "two horse race" line (http://bit.ly/9Rr9ds). How much longer before we get dodgy bar charts? #
  • Looks like I'm spending tonight in the sort of places @3bdigital types go. I fear their reputation will be the one damaged by association. #
  • Surreal to be at a bar where you can smoke (and I'm not, by the way). #
  • Apparently I have been "bombing". #
  • Some sounds are falling into my mind. If only overly loud and inappropriate music could tell me what sounds are falling into my mind. #
  • Wah, wah, wah, wah, etc. #
  • I've been caught out by the internet. #
  • The one time I wanted a curry, no-one else did. I wouldn't have this problem if I was @jamescousins4mp #
  • [Hunting for someone's twitpic] #
  • Oh, Sophie B Hawkins, how you defined a few short weeks of my teenage life. #
  • Mariners. Mariners. Mariners. Etc. #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-04-19 http://bit.ly/b5OrQ9 #
  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-04-18 http://bit.ly/aKUdsq #
  • ran 3.42 mi on 19/4/2010 at 6:20 AM with a pace of 8'45"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/08nb1qbc #
  • Today I've got MiniMe and a poorly @jesscousins on my hands. I'm hoping both will be self-sufficient as I also have a mountain of work. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 8 – 15 April http://bit.ly/bYH2x5 #
  • Got 5p too much change. Tried to give it back, but he insisted I was owed it. Why couldn't it have been a fiver, or perhaps a tenner? #
  • Has anyone ever managed to get a Flip to charge? #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth is Conservative http://bit.ly/bScw9u #
  • Charge, damn you, charge. #
  • Me to support: your product doesn't charge.
    Support to me: that might be because batteries are low, have you tried charging them? #
  • ran 6.58 mi on 21/4/2010 at 7:04 AM with a pace of 8'50"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/0a2ovrrr #
  • The tranquility of this morning's run was disturbed by the return of 747s to London's sky. Farewell peaceful mornings. #fb #
  • I think my fondness for snoozing is my biggest barrier to awesome productivity. #
  • Blogged: ‘Unemployment’ in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/bH5PXo #
  • Blogged: The final Battersea list http://bit.ly/boQ7Mg #
  • Nice email from @o2. I can upgrade my phone a month early. They tell me this 2 months after my contract expires. #
  • Am I the only one who regularly goes to bars for meetings, rather than drinks. (@ The Exhibit, Balham) http://4sq.com/dBa7Ab #
  • Interesting and emotive meeting. Though I think purdah prevents me saying anything else. #
  • If anyone can hear whirring it in the SW11 area it's me being incredibly busy and productive… that or the 747s returning. #
  • It's post canvass beer o'clock (@ Fox and Hounds) http://4sq.com/99PQ7P #
  • Someone has finally written the Wikipedia article on the Shaftesbury Park Estate I'd been meaning to write: http://bit.ly/9DWeqX #
  • Cisco and Flip are, I think, in the running for the worst customer service I've ever had. #
  • Lovely day to have to wait in for a 12 hour delivery slot. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth Conservative manifesto http://bit.ly/aoykzp #
  • More than half-way through my imprisonment. Still no sign of the courier. #
  • Blogged: Shaftesbury Park Estate: The True Story http://bit.ly/brmq6P #
  • Being seriously impressed by MiniMe's climbing skills, if concerned at his lack of safety rope or net. #
  • Finally UPS come, just about the time that it's too late for me to go out. #
  • Yup. That's it, Flip are now the worst customer service I've ever experienced. Anyone suggestions for an alternative? #
  • Debate? Tonight! (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • ran 3.27 mi on 23/4/2010 at 7:02 AM with a pace of 8'20"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/02qqc84h #
  • Picked up the pace a bit this morning. Still slow, but I think impressive given I'm carrying 3 gallons of Youngs on my gut #fb #
  • A lovely day, and I don't have to stay in waiting for a courier. #
  • Someone I canvassed last night just emailed to say sorry they couldn't come to the door but giving their support to "an excellent council." #
  • In honour of @Teebiebrown's earlier suggestion I'm having a cheese and Marmite toasty. #clichetweet in reply to Teebiebrown #
  • Love @Marmarati Hate the BNP. And not so keen on a lot of the comments either. http://bit.ly/d5drzE #
  • Blogged: Greener today, greener tomorrow http://bit.ly/9SMh8i #
  • Just seen my 1st Labour canvasser of the campaign, clutching his map & clipboard, used to see them all the time in years gone by. #
  • I fear I caught the sun in this morning's campaigning. An unappealing red blush awaits. #
  • Oh, Grimsby, why do you keep the hope alive? It's the hope that's the most difficult thing to bear. #
  • Going for a run. Not a marathon, although it'll probably take longer than some of them. #
  • ran 4.13 mi on 25/4/2010 at 9:28 AM with a pace of 8'33"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/24fm32a #
  • Today I discovered ink-jet printers and damp canvassing aren't compatible. #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-04-11 http://bit.ly/aDoqMZ #
  • Blogged: Council nominations http://bit.ly/ca5o6t #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 1 – 8 April http://bit.ly/bMjwEb #
  • I love Apple. Two year old Time Capsule (bought in the States) dies and they replace it no questions asked. #
  • RT @sscrltt: it seems all you have to do to succeed in the Labour Party is jump up and down shouting "I love Labour & everyone else is shit" #
  • I wonder if the electorate will want me to keep coming here. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • A gorgeous day in Battersea. Time for a stroll with MiniMe, I think. #
  • A beautiful day, but a little chilly. Coffee stop required. (@ Il Molino) http://4sq.com/bmlrkb #
  • Blogged: Potholes, repairs and resurfacing http://bit.ly/a2YiGz #
  • I've been invited to join the government of Britain! A nice peerage awaits, perhaps a small ministerial job. Oh, no, just a YouTube video. #
  • Guess that's my day sorted. Obsessively refreshing the Apple Store page. #
  • By highlighting in black in Mac Preview I can redact my PDFs. I know this shouldn't be a source of fun and excitement, but it is. #
  • I can't take any more. I need to end it all. #
  • Seriously iTunes, you don't have 'You're The Best' from Karate Kid available for download? For shame. #
  • Just made what, on paper, should be the greatest breville toastie ever. #
  • Blogged: 8 down, 21 to go… http://bit.ly/cJPjkI #
  • An amazing, fascinating and exciting night. But can't say anything for five weeks or so. #
  • Blogged: A safer Northcote Road http://bit.ly/ceOfkA #
  • I love 24. Clichéd and predictable it may be, but still great TV. #
  • Blogged: Education in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/9csJy1 #
  • Listening to "You're the Best" without a karate montage is kind of odd. #
  • Night off. (@ Shoreditch House) http://4sq.com/5Owbva #
  • Flying my private jet over the UK. Should be OK by now, shouldn't it? #
  • Gaaarrrrrhhggggghhhhh. *ash* aaaaaarrrrrggggghhhh. #
  • What a gorgeous day. (@ Battersea Park) http://4sq.com/4JGAvl #
  • Back to base for debrief and cocktails (well, not base, and not cocktails). (@ The Lavender) http://4sq.com/d2pJGG #
  • Pizza. (@ Donna Margherita) http://4sq.com/bTaKZc #
  • Yeah. If you want a table for 11 and haven't made a reservation getting shirty with the manager probably won't advance your cause. #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-04-05 http://bit.ly/amroJx #
  • Can't think why I'm getting so much NHS literature through the door, the latest refers to a new health centre made from portacabins. #
  • This time next week I should have recovered from my #battertweet hangover http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Didn't we all know the election was going to be 6 May several months ago? #
  • ran 4.84 mi on 6/4/2010 at 7:02 AM with a pace of 9'13"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/0qa02e7 #
  • Started slow. Got slower. Doesn't bode well for the day ahead. #
  • Steve Jobs chose 8 April to preview iPhone OS 4 to get it in before #battertweet Absolutely true fact. http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Interesting casework. Apparently Litvinenko (appointed by the Queen Mum to kill Diana) was killed by MI5. Not quite sure how to tackle this #
  • Blogged: I could kiss Gordon Brown http://bit.ly/anPlnq #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 25 March – 1 April http://bit.ly/9QwIWp #
  • Just had a breakthrough in getting @PiersMcC's password reset. Hopefully he'll be back on Twitter soon. #
  • Incidentally, I'm hoping to keep #battertweet an election free zone http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • I'm not in the civil service, but I might give up twitter until after the election when people have something else to talk about. #
  • MiniMe wanted to go out, I've brought him for a coffee. (@ Il Molino) http://4sq.com/bmlrkb #
  • Being bombarded with emails from printers. Even if I were involved in this election it would be far too late for your spam. #
  • While I've never forgiven Austin Mitchell for beating me in 2001, credit to him on #debill #
  • Cracking night out, though finished off picking up Labour leaflets after their activist decided to litter rather than deliver. #
  • I'm so pleased this place has opened (@ Il Molino) http://4sq.com/bmlrkb #
  • Blogged: Il Molino finally opens http://bit.ly/a7XFoX #
  • Europe's 'Final Countdown' was inspired by the build-up to #battertweet (http://twtvite.com/battertweet3, even tho' Twitter didn't exist. #
  • I accidentally got a drop-down autocomplete while I was typing in the text body in Mac Mail.app. Anyone any idea what I did? #lazyweb #
  • Blogged: Brian Prichard http://tinyurl.com/ycon5mw #
  • We're all deeply saddened by the death of Brian Prichard, the Mayor of Wandsworth http://j.mp/axE8Wg /via @wandsworth #
  • You'll never guess what I'm doing. (@ Clapham Junction Station) http://4sq.com/ipn35 #
  • Scoping the joint for #battertweet (@ The Merchant) http://4sq.com/74RJde #
  • ran 3.62 mi on 8/4/2010 at 7:04 AM with a pace of 8'47"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/53pj425 #
  • What a fantastic day for a #battertweet and the RSVP stays open until it's over http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Twitter seems to have stopped sending me email. #
  • These DNS changes are taking forever. I blame Labour. #
  • Now to live in fear that Twitter will think I'm spamming. #
  • It really is too much to ask things to just work, isn't it? #
  • Blogged: Only [insert party] can win here http://bit.ly/asqAIg #
  • Blogged: Value today, value tomorrow http://bit.ly/9KQPm1 #
  • Hopefully @jackbremer and @tbush will be there to welcome you all to #battertweet I'll be along around 2030. #
  • I'm allergic to #battertweet or my home. Either way the sneezing will stop. #
  • And I'm really not convinced any #battertweet attendee knows how much water collects the base of a child's sippy cup. #
  • I have the Internet again. #
  • Blogged: Nominated http://bit.ly/aYYGfU #
  • Two nights on the trot. It's like being young again. (@ The Bolingbroke) http://4sq.com/9Yi2c8 #
  • It's turning into a crawl. (@ Gazette) http://4sq.com/9fELHu #
  • Coffee, thank-you coffee. (@ Il Molino) http://4sq.com/bmlrkb #
  • ran 7.02 mi on 11/4/2010 at 8:46 AM with a pace of 9'07"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/52ubc5u #
  • I think I've managed to run off my lingering #battertweet hangover #fb #
  • Why did I decide that I could work today – could have had it all out of the way yesterday instead so I could enjoy the weather. #
  • Astounded to discover the BNP moderate comments for racism. How on earth do their members manage to avoid deletion? #
  • The chafing from this morning's run is making campaigning less enjoyable than it might be. #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-03-29 http://bit.ly/aVajOT #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 18 – 25 March http://bit.ly/9sVuDe #
  • *cough* #battertweet http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 *cough* #
  • Does Claudia Winkelman know anything about film? For all his faults at least @Wossy had a passion. #
  • "Let's try, iChartFlow for your comfortable life." I can't believe there's only one flow chart app in the App Store. #
  • Blogged: KFC licensing application http://bit.ly/ddr8jd #
  • Perpetual motion has been invented. The world's energy problems are solved: http://j.mp/biWtAy #
  • My favourite political party ever was the Orion Party. Siriusly. http://j.mp/9LO4AB #
  • MiniMe is eating a mix of rice cakes, cheese, yoghurt and Marmite. This is why I feel nervous around people from Children's Services. #
  • #battertweet III's numbers are starting to creep up? Are you going? RSVP at http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • So glad that I'm busy tonight and will miss the vibrant Twitter chancellor debate. #
  • Poo. I was meant to book a haircut. #
  • My God. It's 21 years since Alan Bradley was tragically killed by a Blackpool tram. #
  • Right, off out – looks like I'm going to miss lots of tedious poll tweets tonight too! #
  • Oh look, the notice of poll. Should I stand? http://twitpic.com/1bsl6w #
  • My mayoralty should be safe until a member of staff starts checking in. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • ran 4.18 mi on 30/3/2010 at 6:49 AM with a pace of 8'49"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/0n4k6hf #
  • 'Political activist' is just another way of saying 'unpaid postman without the protective gear'. #
  • Hmmm. Someone filling out an application form (with two mates as support) has just had to ask what 'attributes' means, friends couldn't help #
  • Blogged: Yet more Battersea candidates http://bit.ly/aZJkyn #
  • I need to tweet this check-in (@ Battersea Power Station) http://4sq.com/8XKH10 #
  • "I only take orders from the President of the United States." Jack Bauer, how could they cancel you? #
  • ZOMG There's a Justin Bieber app in the App Store. #
  • I'm getting Bieber spam, is that valid grounds for checking into Dignitas? #
  • Blogged: Balls to education http://bit.ly/92bavv #
  • Apparently BT's Paddington exchange failure causes problems on the O2 mobile network. Why the excuses now the network is improving? #
  • Oh, the humanity. Another night of fun debate. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • New London Quarterly divides London into City, Docklands, West End and Midtown. Does London really have a midtown? #
  • just became the lib dem councillor candidate for Queenstown Road somehow? /via @alexzcameron Good to see the Lib Dems selecting at last. #
  • Got guillotined. Not happy. #
  • Blogged: Chugging fools http://bit.ly/9tcTwI #
  • Wandsworth upgrades to carbon fibre trees http://j.mp/9qlmse #
  • LGC: Any council employee paid over £100k could do community payback – http://tinyurl.com/ye7xtaa /via @DanDrillsma Just love the TPA quote. #
  • Only a week to go until #battertweet A prize of good karma to the next person to RSVP http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Blogged: Labour’s vision for Tooting: Bingo http://bit.ly/btQiIe #
  • I've just used the word 'sweet' instead of saying, 'yes, very good'. I'm just tragic. #
  • I'm going to time how long it takes between the lightning and someone tweeting about it to work out how far away they are. #
  • Today's seen a massive 15% increase in #battertweet take-up. Don't miss out. RSVP at http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Unfollowing the #battertweet spammer @jackbremer! #
  • Bugger, my time capsule has just died. This may be blasphemous, but should I be expecting it to rise again in a few days? #
  • I rate PPB1 100/100 (even though it was provided as an example, not an entry) #HoTVideo http://bit.ly/9aDIRk #
  • Has anyone ever seen this on a Lib Dem leaflet? A graph, not to scale? http://twitpic.com/1cm2td #
  • ran 6.38 mi on 3/4/2010 at 8:42 AM with a pace of 9'01"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/06mqvs3h #
  • Why the 80s were bad: (a) Gene Hunt (b) Conservative victories (c) legal wars. No wonder Labour don't want to go back there #hotvote #
  • Scouting for #peoplesposter sites. The more they have in Battersea the better. #
  • Yey, cafe 1 estate agent 0. (@ Il Molino) http://4sq.com/bmlrkb #
  • Now to start an afternoon of solid achievement (and hassling @jackbremer). #
  • Beginning to see the power of Spaces with Hyperspaces. #
  • We're up to 26 people for #battertweet but not you? Why not? We'll miss you if you don't come. http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Starting on the wine, and slightly worried starting this early qualifies me as an alcoholic. #
  • Doctor Who is proof that Twitter needs negative filtering. #
  • Is there a 'Make Your Own #PeoplesPoster #039; yet? Don't want to be political, just want to see what I'd look like on the bonnet of a Quattro. #
  • Can't think of a good link from Easter to #battertweet so I'll just post the link http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 – open to all in SWxx. #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-03-21 http://bit.ly/9t0hfz #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 11 – 18 March http://bit.ly/9C8dXp #
  • The TPA have published their manifesto, why not see what life is like in thr TPA world: http://j.mp/cca4WX #
  • Blogged: Hell Pizza licensing application http://bit.ly/aHHrZk #
  • Have our politics really come to this? #
  • Oooo. Very warm seat on the bus. Not sure how I should feel about that. #
  • Still trying (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • My bus seat wasn't warm on the way home. Dry, but not warm. #
  • Bugger. #
  • I'm going to let Twitter in on a secret, I can't wait to be a 20th century councillor! #21stcc #
  • Blogged: The point of councils (and politics): 1. Making a difference http://bit.ly/cjfwYB #
  • Just over two weeks to go until #battertweet are you coming? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • Top Trumps says this is a draw with the Crowne Plaza Hanger Lane. (@ Thistle Euston) http://4sq.com/bVv3os #
  • I notice pretty much every platform at Euston is on foursquare. How meta can it go? #
  • Self-service machine at Victoria: buy return to Crawley, get single to Hackbridge. Assistant hits machine, get return to Brighton. #
  • Do you envy my jet-set life? Do you? (@ Costa Coffee County Mall) http://4sq.com/chxPrD #
  • The perfect start to the morning, next to a load open-mouth chewer on the bus. #
  • Why do I have to buy expensive Anytime standard tickets rather than cheaper advance first? They cost more and I get no work done. #
  • Brum today (@ Birmingham New Street Railway Station) http://4sq.com/5lqmMy #
  • A PCS picket line and a Socialist Worker salesman, why aren't I surprised to see them together? #
  • Blogged: Clean streets award http://bit.ly/9czfri #
  • GPRStastic. #
  • Day now overrunning schedule by 55 minutes. Other people are breaking out packed lunches. I feel under-prepared. #
  • Feel the need to rant about standard. But will spare you. #
  • I've only ever been to MK passing through on a train. (@ Milton Keynes Central Station w/ 2 others) http://4sq.com/5ILCMY #
  • Feeling conspiratorial (@ St John's House and The Secret Library) http://4sq.com/cVhYFw #
  • Loved Paxman referring to the Lib Dem as the shadow shadow cabinet. #newsnight #
  • ran 3.5 mi on 25/3/2010 at 7:02 AM with a pace of 8'55"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/6puuu05 #
  • The weather has put off the usual crowd of Northcote Road mums. Not me, I stride the road like a king. In his kingdom. Pushing his prince. #
  • Blogged: Affordable housing (and a bit of the budget) in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/9NwQ3D #
  • I wonder if there's an AntiMe on Twitter, someone so unlike me, I'd hate not only their tweets, but all their followers too? #
  • Winkworth's on Lavender Hill have a big sign suggesting you "come in for a hug." Has anyone ever tried? Be interested in their reaction. #
  • My second home. Sadly. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • I'm a sucker for a Mac bundle http://bit.ly/macupd #
  • Experiencing the misery of rush hour commuting again. If anyone sees me, feel free to push in front, I'm clearly in less of a hurry. #
  • Blogged: Free hugs on Lavender Hill http://bit.ly/cfRYp1 #
  • Blogged: Misery loves company (and commuting) http://bit.ly/90i7S1 #
  • Why are station platforms invariably cold and windy and lacking a decent bar? (@ Truro train station) http://4sq.com/cmWdMR #
  • Strike or no strike. I still can't help but feel there's something rather nice, almost romantic, about long train journeys. #
  • (realises he's read far too much Waugh.) #
  • Oooo, shuffle chucks up 'Wonderwall'. After a couple of glasses of First Great Western's finest white that's warm and fuzzy nostalgia to me. #
  • Hello London. (@ Paddington Station w/ 4 others) http://4sq.com/2sTDn5 #
  • You'll never guess who's in the back of @cabbiescapital's cab. #
  • ran 3.33 mi on 27/3/2010 at 8:07 AM with a pace of 8'40"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/3ggrudn #
  • So, canvassing this morning, curry tonight. Need suggestions for an alliterative afternoon activity. #
  • On the subject of alliteration advice. Just about to go for a shower and a shave. Ideas for a third thing I can do? #
  • At the back of the queue in Waitrose, Clapham Junction. By the alcohol. I'm sure the queuing is created deliberately. #
  • #Tweet13294 I went canvassing. Some supported us, some didn't. Some switched, some didn't. #
  • Political types, feel free to use #Tweet13294 so you don't bore people with how amazingly successful your canvass was http://bit.ly/bam9TF #
  • Curry. (@ Khan-a-Punjab) http://4sq.com/dc2io7 #
  • Beer (@ Fox and Hounds) http://4sq.com/99PQ7P #
  • It's #battertweet 11, have you RSVPed at http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 or RTed yet? #
  • Guess it's time to put my other sock on. #
  • More beer (@ Fox and Hounds) http://4sq.com/99PQ7P #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-03-15 http://bit.ly/cI9qIT #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 4 – 11 March http://bit.ly/cF9yU4 #
  • Grumble grumble. Council leaders. Grumble. (But not Wandsworth's.) Grumble. #
  • Blogged: Yet more LGA banned words ranting http://bit.ly/9UIUXn #
  • Blogged: Vote Conservative for Better Hair http://bit.ly/922YLk #
  • Having to use IE6. Ugh. #
  • Blogged: Shaftesbury Park Estate 20mph zone http://bit.ly/9FrmeD #
  • Blogged: Putney – the movie http://bit.ly/a0HNTG #
  • I favorited a YouTube video — Putney: a great place to live and work http://youtu.be/tBUkNEmGMMM?a #
  • This is almost certainly going to be an hour long cab journey. Is this the sort of thing drivers love or hate? (@cabbiescapital) #
  • If only I hadn't stopped recording before it managed to set fire to all … (YouTube http://youtu.be/EftnkvleYWg?a) #
  • Blogged: Tooting Together and BATCA http://bit.ly/dgJaF1 #
  • On massively overcrowded trains it would probably help a bit if people weren't so inconsiderate. #
  • I'd like to take this opportunity to point out I've been a martyr to this cough and cold. #
  • Going for a 'fun' night out in Hanger Lane. I am told this is possible. #
  • I'm out. I'm out. (@ Ristorante Belvedere) http://4sq.com/bSFGSY #
  • Just met the ref from the Fulham game. It all happens in Hanger Lane. #
  • Am I Mayor yet? (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) http://4sq.com/9bUSj8 #
  • Blogged: Another month of benefit claim rises http://bit.ly/dpBCYw #
  • Oh dear (@ The Rise) http://4sq.com/a8NqlS #
  • ran 3.4 mi on 20/3/2010 at 8:55 AM with a pace of 9'00"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/078svg4i #
  • Eating jelly and ice-cream. For my throat, of course. #
  • I'm going to ask Google to remove all banks from Street View, in case it encourages robberies http://bit.ly/9UkBWO #
  • Feeling tired and grotty. And annoyingly didn't do anything to deserve it last night. #
  • Yey. (@ Fox and Hounds) http://4sq.com/99PQ7P #

  • Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-03-07 http://bit.ly/bhYLBB #
  • Discovered at the weekend that some colleagues had nicknamed me Robocop. If only they'd added I, II or III to show if it's good or bad. #
  • My God there are some mean toddlers around. This is why I'm trying to teach MiniMe doctrines like justifiable force. #
  • This playgroup is like Robocop in its levels of violence. MiniMe is almost Swiss in his neutral stance of non-intervention. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 25 February – 4 March http://bit.ly/96nG8m #
  • I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic Mac apps worth $260+ for only $20 and got 3 great bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it #
  • And I hate myself for the marketing tweet… but it had Monkey Island. Monkey Island. #
  • Now I see the attraction in collecting headlines about someone with the same name: http://bit.ly/cgC207 /via @edwestonline #
  • #battertweet is an exception http://j.mp/8XW6GM RT @jonreed: Police advice: "don't meet people you've only met on social networking sites" #
  • I'm going to fileshare her songs in protest RT @paulwaugh: At her concert last nite, Lily Allen dedicated 'F*ck You' to David Cameron #
  • I need entertaining. Dance for me, Twitter, dance. #
  • ran 3.55 mi on 9/3/2010 at 7:07 AM with a pace of 9'01"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/03cupn68 #
  • Second run back after calf strain. Not quite as painful as the first, but still so so slow #fb #
  • It's amazing how many people seem to be on Twitter purely to be negative. Just how long do they think their lives are? #
  • Blogged: I am the Conservative Party’s Samson http://bit.ly/cgY5Xd #
  • I've been complimented on my hair. As a man I know I shouldn't, but it felt good. #
  • Annoying as can be sometimes, I'm so lucky MiniMe hangs around with me. Just sad it won't last forever. #
  • Truly it's a miracle, a sign for the @Marmarati faithful, even if it does look like every 70s footballer http://j.mp/aOsU6S #
  • Off chance, but has anyone used #Yep for document management on the #Mac Any good? #lazyweb #
  • International trending topics really are pointless now. Banal subjects and dominated by spam. When's @tweetie going to offer city options? #
  • Oh, God no. RT @BatterseaPkSW11 Small building by Queens Circus in #BatterseaPark becoming estate agents Pendeltons http://yfrog.com/862b6mj #
  • MiniMe: in bed. iTunes: on. @jesscousins: out. Glass of wine: resisted. Evening of solid achievement: just beginning. #
  • This is a new one… http://twitpic.com/17ksv4 #
  • There is something beautiful about the flashing green cursor in a new WriteRoom document. #
  • C'mon Town. #
  • Have I mentioned #battertweet III recently? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 – probably the most fun you can have in The Merchant on 8 April. #
  • Please Town. Please. #
  • Grimsby, what went wrong? #
  • Today I will mainly be selling Putney. Any offers? #
  • Blogged: Selling Putney http://bit.ly/cl2NoE #
  • I'm determined to be Mayor again. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) #
  • Five speakers from the Labour group on council tax tonight. Seem to be calling senior council officers "socially useless." Nice. #
  • Wandsworth Council tax debate. Conservative proposal: 0%. Labour response: Lord Ashcroft. #
  • And the Labour Party are now praising the Taxpayers Alliance. I'm sure the TPA feel dirty by association. #
  • Wandsworth formally sets no increase in council tax for the third year in succession. #
  • ran 3.5 mi on 11/3/2010 at 7:13 AM with a pace of 8'55"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/04usvkmh #
  • Good to see the LGA have released their list of words councils don't use, so people can have a dig at us. Thanks for fighting for us, LGA. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth sets lowest council tax, again http://bit.ly/dmOEqo #
  • Blogged: Council wastes money on jargon shock http://bit.ly/bGN7qF #
  • I think I've had some LGA trolling on my website. #
  • Take it all back, LGA, I love you, and you aren't trolls. But some people are… #
  • I don't often get this far north of the river. (@ Tottenham Hale Station) http://4sq.com/8qXYgR #
  • Commuter high: realising the mystery train you just boarded is going the right way. Commuter downer: realising it's the slooooooow train. #
  • Oh. And there's the fast train, whizzing past. #
  • Sister Sledge, 'Frankie'. Thank-you, shuffle, for the smile on my face (even if other commuters now think I'm a bit odd). #
  • I shudder to think how much I listened to Now 7 when I first bought it. #
  • The Real Roxanne: '(Bang Zoom) Let's Go Go'. If every copy were destroyed it would be no loss to humanity #shuffleshite #
  • This is @ pretty much everyone. Now 7 had Stan wotisname and 'Camoflage'. Top Trumps says that made it the best Now ever. #
  • Just spotted Now 7 had 'Lady in Red' on it. That means I own some Chris de Burgh. I cannot describe the shame I feel. #
  • I should point out that I don't make a habit of going to places like Fabrics Galore. It's a one off visit. #
  • Blogged: Support Battersea Summer Scheme at Waitrose http://bit.ly/bVPvWw #
  • Am I missing something? What's the point of the #red tweets in Tweetie? Easter Egg? Trending experiment? #
  • I've just had a superb Columbo moment. After the conversation had finished, slipped in that killer question. #
  • Has anyone noticed in the Labour iPhone app screenshot how the 13 March comes between 6 and 7 March? http://twitpic.com/183o3d #
  • Are Labour manipulating the calendar to give them longer to campaign? We should be told. #
  • Quite like the Labour iPhone app's calendaring (despite it not being in any order). #
  • Blogged: Banned words and the point of lobbying http://bit.ly/duCYIs #
  • Decided discretion is the better part of valour. And feeling smug as a result. It isn't pretty. #
  • It's a while since I've used the Google iPhone app, but seriously impressed with voice search http://twitpic.com/184d13 #
  • I've not #battertweet ed for a while. Any SW11 (or 12, 18, or anywhere) types fancy a night out? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • My northern working class roots have done nothing for me today. #
  • I'll pop a title screen on. #
  • I subscribed to TwitSpeaker's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/TwitSpeaker?feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PPB http://youtu.be/MtGifr-1QFo?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PPB – Vote Conservative for Better Hair Days http://youtu.be/RpvI1S8bGuY?a #
  • YouTubed: PPB – Vote Conservative for Better Hair Days http://bit.ly/cNERP6 #
  • ran 3.47 mi on 13/3/2010 at 8:46 AM with a pace of 9'02"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/70jif55 #
  • I'm amazed such a specialist service as http://ovenclean.com/ exists. Even more amazing my neighbour's over is so bad it needs it. #
  • Yes. It isn't the town hall, and I'm here. (well, leaving) (@ Mason's Arms) http://4sq.com/aFsapH #
  • If you are going to the Mason's in Battersea feel reassured that the band are spending A LOT of time eliminating trip hazards. #
  • Holy Cow. #
  • I'm now keeping my mouth firmly shut. #
  • I'm hoping both MiniMe and @jesscousins admire the self-censoring I've just exhibited. #
  • Going to watch the end of some dance thing to remind me how not to care. #
  • 'Time Cop: The Berlin Decision' How can this be a bad film? #
  • Holy Cow. Pages has a full screen mode – how have I gone so long without knowing that? #
  • TimeOut's website, ironically, is timing out. #