- .@IdleSi Cah, but the rate of heart disease in Japan is much lower than here. It's between the US and us for that Twitter first. in reply to IdleSi #
- Will everyone hate me if I admit that I really don't care about the tennis? #
- The App Store and Pimms just don't work well together – now thinking about buying BirdFeed and/or Twittelator Pro. I need willpower.app. #
- Having really tried out Tweetdeck for the past few days it's growing on me – but why is a one off search such a pain? #
- It's that time of night when I sit down with a glass of wine and fight a losing battle with another Twitter client in the app store. #
- Haven't most people opted for the online vers of first? It means it's not posted (Via @cllrilindley & @SimonMagus) #
- Really enjoying @birdfeedapp, a few things it needs, but an impressive 1.0 – now if only Twitter didn't seem so flat tonight. #
- Just made a rare visit to facebook and found myself doing an ego search to find all the people I beat to http://www.facebook.com/jamesco … #
- Just wrote a smug Tweet and got punished by my client failing to shorten the URL. #
- Still impressed with @birdfeedapp, especially the way the tr.im integration produces, um, bit.ly URLs. #
- Finally the @Tweetie iPhone update us available, just as I wake up having been unfaithf with another. #
- Credit to @NHSWandsworth for being on Twitter. Now, while I've got you, I've been getting this pain, well, more a twinge, in my side and… #
- Today I took several pictures of a blank wall because I thought it would make a good desktop wallpaper. That's worryingly sad, isn't it? #
- Saw Diana Ross trending, but not dead, just named in Jackson's will. I'm putting Rodney Bewes in my will in the hope he trends one day. #
- Just joined a twibe. Visit http://twibes.com/Battersea?v=0 to join #
- I've just been asked for some local food recommendations. Should I tout to see it I can get discounts for them, or maintain my integrity? #
- Gah. @EdwardWelsh is spamming me with Vince Cable soundbites. Can't. Take. Anymore. #
- Bit disappointed @up_the_junction's Battersea twibe hasn't got more users http://www.twibes.com/group/Battersea where are all you SW11ites? #
- "the PM has [told] Murray…the whole country is behind him." (via @DowningStreet) The PM being an expert on having the support of a country. in reply to DowningStreet #
- "Impression of tweet celebs: 'It's great that we have such a personal connection. Now dance for me like an army of monkeys.'" @megpickard #
- Love the Labour cllrs at #lgaconf – pots, kettles, black? Have all your Donnie cllrs done their time? #
- Feeling ashamed of that last Tweet. There really was no need for it, and I shouldn't have descended to Labour's level. Sorry. #
- Feeling much better now @therealgod has forgiven me. #
- Has @tom_Watson really thought through the costs of 'Where's my bus' and does he think this is the number one transport priority? #
- Grt to see local business recommended: "There's a wonderful comic shop at 143 Lavender Hill Avalon Comics – staff know everything" @Luchair in reply to Luchair #
- I'm a Luddite, technology (inc. Twitter) doesn't solve every problem. I'm putting myself in Twit-stocks so you can all throw your abuse now. #
- Feeling better that I'm not a Luddite. Or if I am I'm not totally alone. #
- And now I've got a hairdresser I've never used following me. What are you trying to say @bob_boutique? (& by the way, you are in Battersea.) #
- Ah the One Show. Why have I gone so long without watching your mindless mix of social commentary, entertainment and consumer advice. #
- And it serves as a perfect vehicle for @gylesONESHOW. Factette: I have copy of his diaries which he signed describing them as "my vomit". #
- You can't always get it right!: "Walking in Wandsworth isn't nice. Their new pavements are soooo bright. It's painful" (via @giloi2009) in reply to giloi2009 #
- Much needed: #bbcfree is a sensible campaign to get the beeb to produce full text RSS – http://bbc.broadersheet.com/ (via @davebriggs) in reply to davebriggs #
- "It's Pimms o'clock!" – @jesscousins. Damn right. in reply to jesscousins #
- Looks great: "Interested in @tweetalondoncab? For more details of the service http://bit.ly/XJtFQ Be kind, we're new!" – @cabbiescapital in reply to cabbiescapital #
- Glad to see the meerkat lovin' in Wandsworth RT @ingridk "Lovin' my new meerkat Neighbourhood Watch sticker." in reply to ingridk #
- Quite right, best in the world RT @RossIGrant looking forward to Grimsby #fishandchips. Worth skipping airport/plane food for. in reply to RossIGrant #
- I was on morning duty with MiniMe at 5.20am. Now I'm on bedtime duty and he's more awake than I have been all day #pleasesleepineedwine #
- Stuck in some sort of data blackhole. GPRS the best I can get – my bits per second would probably be better off with morse. #
- Custard tarts (mainly for @robertbrook) http://yfrog.com/0hulamj #
- Market at Wandsworth Brewery seemed great, hope @boutiquebake and @outsidertart agree! #
- Catching up on Sky+ after a week away… I want to put on record my disappointment in Molly Dobbs, I thought she was better than that. #