• Thinking about: Tweets for week ending 2009-08-03 http://tr.im/vcuC #
  • Not the best or easiest run this morning, but it's set me up for a day of solid acheivement. #
  • Time for Harriet Harman to step in again: Karen Hardy reportedly sacked from Strictly http://tinyurl.com/lg28n7 (via @crimeficreader) #
  • Am I wasting my time checking new followers and reporting spam bots? #
  • What a cracking morning. Exciting things in the pipeline plus the discovery a (suspected) secret Twitterer I know will be on the 4th plinth. #
  • Today is becoming a great day. It could only get better if I were to somehow acquire a complete set of Imperial Stormtrooper armour. #
  • Thinking about: Crime briefing, 23 – 30 July http://tr.im/vhjk #
  • Playing with numbers (admittedly a small sample), I reckon in Wandsworth you can expect to be a victim of crime every 400 years. #
  • Gah. I've learnt my lesson about quick sums on Twitter. I think it's more like every 100 years. #
  • .@LivingWands That still only equates to about 60 crimes (it's actually a bit higher) for a population of 280k. in reply to LivingWands #
  • Despite my tweets about a productive day I've still got a huge pile of paper work and dozens of emails in my normally empty inbox. #
  • Two days until #sw11tweet #swtweet 7pm on 5 Aug in The Goat on Battersea Rise. I'll be there, a tab behind the bar will be there, will you? #
  • I think I might have got into a political argument on here. I feel dirty. #
  • SW11 Literary Festival from 7- 30 Sept. Tickets at Waterstones St John's Road. (via @Up_the_Junction) #
  • Delicious smells coming from the kitchen. They are also garlicky – sorry to everyone I'm seeing tomorrow. #
  • Bored? This time on Wed you could be enjoying the company of South-West London's finest Twitterers at #sw11tweet http://twtvite.com/dqew7k #
  • If BlackBerry loves U2, how do they feel about me? #
  • RT @mattwaring: Storms over Buda, or is it Pest? I'm just showing off, we all know Social Media is really Me, Me, Me Media, don't we? #
  • Just been chatting about counterfeit goods, which raised the question: has anyone ever seen a Louis Vuitton bag without thinking "fake"? #
  • Thinking about: Keeping crime low in a recession http://tinyurl.com/nkjwb4 #
  • Oh dear. RT @CllrMarkBennett blogged re a spat with Wandsworth Conservative @jamescousins over councillor surgeries http://tr.im/vqek #
  • You were all quite right, and I was wrong. Should be so much better than that. #
  • Yesterday @lisahjelm said the @cllrmarkbennett exchange was "political willy measuring". Absolutely right, and I'm sorry to you all for it. #
  • There's a (small) rush of RSVPs for #sw11tweet at http://twtvite.com/dqew7k I'm confirming the booking later, so please RSVP if you haven't. #
  • I seem to be apologising a lot. Sorry for the slightly spammy messages I'll be pushing out (if you see them) over the next few minutes. #
  • Having spammed the 'maybes' I'm going to get paranoid about being suspect by Twitter now. #
  • Aside from all serious points, what does it say when a 14 year old "couldn't go to pubs" because of the embarrassment? http://tr.im/vqL1 #
  • Do I hurt my eyes reading a 240 page PDF, or hurt the environment by printing it off? #
  • Cheers for environmental/opthalmic advice. I've gone to pages per side, double sided draft. I make that 60 kittens/angels killed by me. #
  • If you can't make #sw11tweet there's always #twee8 http://tw.pn/p2ffk (via @bureauista) #
  • Why won't The Goat answer their phone? #
  • Thinking about: The SW11 Tweet-up http://tr.im/vrTv #
  • I'm going to the pub tonight, but not drinking. Why? Because I want to be in tip-top shape for #sw11tweet tomorrow http://twtvite.com/dqew7k #
  • Utilising the wisdom of the crowd – are the comments in this post http://tr.im/vthu going anywhere? Is it unreasonable not to respond? #
  • Gripped by a realisation that I have lots I want to do and not much time. (I'm thinking about this week, rather than being fatalistic.) #
  • Welcome to Cllr Andrew Chamberlain, tweeting as @ramesesnibblets from North Ayrshire Council #
  • Added @canonburylibdem – a group twitter account for Canonbury councillors in Islington. #
  • Thinking about: Revolution licensing application http://tinyurl.com/nfqshx #
  • I curse multi-account Twitter clients… #
  • I'm just a Twitter disaster zone today. #
  • Just about to nuke a hard drive. Realistically, how many passes are needed before security becomes paranoia? #
  • Thinking about: Asda super-sizes? http://tr.im/vAx9 #
  • Don't forget #sw11tweet tonight, upstairs in The Goat – I don't want to sat on my own all night. #
  • BATTERSEA POEMS. Start a text with Battersea a space then your poem to 07786 202 844 Best poems printed in anthology. (via @fishRpeople2) #
  • It would be great to see some Battersea Poems at #sw11tweet http://tr.im/vB5g especially as I'm on the judging panel! #
  • Heading to #sw11tweet now – see you all there (well not all, but some, I hope). #
  • Upstairs in the Goat. Look for a green t-shirt and I'll get you a drink #sw11tweet #
  • I think #sw11tweet was good. What do others think? They were positive when they left, but now…? #
  • Anyone in SW11 with a decent camera might want to pop outside and see the moon and clouds. #
  • Knowing how much I have to do today organising a tweet-up last night wasn't my brightest move. #
  • Can't believe I've been out two nights running. But fear I'll be paying the price at #googlelocalgov tomorrow. #
  • Thanks for the kind words about #sw11tweet – hangover, work and #twitterfail stopped me saying it earlier, but you are all lovely people. #
  • I suspect the Nottingham website was designed by people with very very wide ties knots #googlelocalgov #
  • I've Tweeted three times today, and each had a mistake. I need to accept I'm too old for alcohol on school nights. #
  • Oooo, Xen is a Wandsworth resident. Not sure why I'm pleased by that. #googlelocalgov #
  • RT @Up_the_Junction: SW11 Literary Festival from 7 – 30 Sept. Programme here: http://tinyurl.com/ndmrl3 #
  • Now getting to what I think will be the really interesting bits of #googlelocalgov #
  • In summary, target videos at your audience, make sure you advertise them elsewhere #googlelocalgov (mainly for @paulmirvine) in reply to paulmirvine #
  • If I was going for a single Star Wars name I'd choose Han. #googlelocalgov #
  • Seconding @StuartYoung's recommendation of the Star Wars Storm Trooper parody 'Troops' http://bit.ly/16Ti8F #
  • The Google offices seem strangely lacking in atmosphere, little noise and no chatting amongst staff at their desks. #fb #
  • If you're in SW12 this weekend it's the Balham Street Festival on Sunday – see the Balham Town Centre blog for more http://tr.im/vSU6 #
  • Now this should be good: Google Maps #googlelocalgov #
  • OK. Am I The only one thinking they haven't quite judged the audience properly again? #googlelocalgov #
  • At least Google's free guest wifi has meant I got a lot of emails done today. #googlelocalgov #
  • Feeling guilty about #googlelocalgov comments. Been an interesting day, but often lacking relevancy – they could have corrected so easily. #
  • Tired and grumpy. #
  • Does anyone know a good general list manager for the iPhone? Tempted by Bento but wonder if it's over-powered. #
  • To add to the #googlelocalgov discussion, more YouTube, Optimizer rather than sales would have been good. The balance wasn't quite right. #
  • Thinking about: Last night’s SW11 Tweet-up http://tr.im/vKA8 #
  • Thinking about: Weekly wrap-up, 7 August http://tr.im/vVHf #
  • Thinking about: Balham Street Festival http://tr.im/vVHj #
  • A slow run along the Thames today. I'm so unfit, though I'm blaming the midweek alcohol rather than my lack of dedication to exercise. #
  • The great thing about Twitter is when you get surprise follows, like @nightingalepub #

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