• Thinking about: Tweets for week ending 2009-09-14 http://bit.ly/glXAv #
  • Thinking about: Tweets for week ending 2009-09-14 http://bit.ly/D8GVP #
  • Thinking about: Crime briefing, 3 – 10 September 2009 http://bit.ly/29p4yz #
  • Catching up on the weekend's politics. Feeling really sorry for Brown, no-one deserves what he's getting. #
  • I've been putting off a trip to the post office all day. Is there ever a good time? #
  • Thank-you all for your Post Office advice. I'm going out now, I may be some time (just hope I'm not behind some Norwegian in the queue). #
  • Apparently, I should attend this – look at the bottom, I'm listed by name: http://tiny.cc/Hfue8 #smc #
  • (and if you think that's an ego-tweet, it isn't – I didn't know it would be a paid-for event when I accepted, can't say I'm entirely happy.) #
  • The addition of @Matthew_Barber takes the Conservatives to 99 tweeting councillors, who will be 100? #
  • Damnation, I mid-tweeted. #
  • Westlife are terrible. #
  • Tired. #
  • I am sometimes very naïve. #
  • Astounded at how awful councils must be for their inept failure to fully (and expensively) embrace social media #lgcsoc #
  • Admittedly I'm not in it, but I like the weather when it's actually doing something, rather than just being grey or a bit damp. #
  • Thinking about: Walking in someone else’s shoes (or pushing a pram, or riding a bike) http://bit.ly/ssNPh #
  • Thinking about: Gordon Brown’s views on ending recession http://bit.ly/pvAeI #
  • The beauty of the iPhone – doing case work with one free hand while feeding MiniMe his bottle with the other. #
  • Why don't they make peanut butter and jam in the same jar anymore? It was such a time-saver. #
  • How would I know?! #
  • Watching mindless pap on TV. I can feel my brain cells killing themselves in protest. #
  • Interesting summary of Chris Patten event at SW11 Literary Fedtival RT @Zerochamp: blog post: Patten's guarded optimism http://bit.ly/eyOPX #
  • When MobileMe works it is fantastic, when it doesn't it seems the most painful thing in the world… Until you try their support. #
  • Thinking about: Unemployment continues to rise http://bit.ly/3y7yU5 #
  • My planned day of solid acheivement is turning out to be no such thing… #
  • And to make things better/worse I'm seeing Anne Widdecombe tonight. #
  • Thinking about: Shootings, crime and fear of crime in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/BhlDL #
  • Is this not just an ugly piece of conference spam? http://twitpic.com/hxhlh #
  • Decided I don't like Nike+'s social features. They just make me look slow and unfit (which is true, but I want motivation, not depression). #
  • I'm pleased I get invited to private viewings by Asprey. While it might be spam, it's very posh spam. #
  • I was planning a run tomorrow morning but note I'm being offered 'generous wine and canapés' at an event tonight… Do I just cave in now? #
  • Judging by the responses to my wine and canapés questions if I were a democracy I'd be a 24 stone alcoholic. #
  • HP software is an absolute waste of time. #
  • Right, time to get ready for my hot date with Anne Widdecombe (the one with generous wine and canapés). #
  • My hair's somehow gone a bit like Val Kilmer's in Top Gun. Anyone for homo-erotic volleyball? #
  • I'm now weighing up the pros and cons of giving up an early night and dusting off the Top Gun DVD – not seen an atrocious film for ages. #
  • US Embassy in Battersea gets outline planning permission http://bit.ly/zwMtv #
  • Anyone tried MindNode on the iPhone? Any thoughts? #
  • RT @usembassylondon Ambassador Susman Welcomes Wandsworth's Resolution to grant outline permission for new U.S. Embassy http://ow.ly/pLng #
  • Thinking about: US embassy given outline go-ahead http://bit.ly/12XCCo #
  • Verboten sounds so much better than forbidden. #
  • MiniMe has got hold of some council papers and is treating them with disdain. He feels we should have go paperless. Or have shorter reports. #
  • How do you work out if you still enjoy something? Time for a pros and cons list? #
  • Hmmm. 80s music. Pro: funky disco beats. Con: cheesy. #
  • 80s music. Con: Status Quo. #
  • The perils of public office: 'How Sexy Am I?' Facebook quiz destroys Tory cllr's political career: http://bit.ly/uvDCo (via @iancuddy) #
  • Resorting to alcohol. #
  • How in God's name have I got 76 email messages in one day? #
  • Thinking about: Weekly wrap-up, 18 September http://bit.ly/1ovRTH #
  • Just realised it's Talk Like a Pirate Day tomorrow. Suddenly I'm enthusiastic about canvassing. #
  • I be calling on behalf o'the Conservatives, yarrr. #
  • I can't believe it, WordPress has just made me force quit Safari. I may as well be on Windows. #
  • I seem to be coming to the end of the day with more work than at the beginning. How did that happen? #
  • A bit of an experiment, but would anyone be interested in being on the fourth plinth (in an 'in spirit' way) this Sunday http://tr.im/z4hI #
  • How long does it take to install TechTool? And why isn't it a drag-and-drop installation? #
  • Wasn't there an easy way to reciprocate friendfeed subscriptions? #lazyweb #
  • Sony's eBook software requires a re-start? Why? #
  • It requires a reboot because it needs Rosetta. Their newly released software doesn't work natively on an Intel Mac? Can that be right? #
  • Thinking about: Be on the fourth plinth http://bit.ly/152O3I #
  • The thing about Sky+ is that I fear I'm missing a whole Twitter sub-culture of Corrie tweets. #
  • One day I'm going to see Memphis Belle all the way through (closest I came to be in a film, but that's another story). #
  • Good to hear. #
  • It be Talk Like a Pirate Day. Yarrr. #
  • I be raiding th'App Store fer Simply Tweet. It be tastier vittals than Tweetie. #
  • Avast! I be breachin's the 1,000 mile mark on ye Nike+. #
  • Ahoy there. Be it just me, or be http://www.twitblock.org/ shipwrecked? #
  • None o'these bilge rat cafés serve grog, only coffee. #
  • The water be too low even fer keel-haulin' – http://twitpic.com/ia4or #
  • I be gettin' all excited until I be readin' it properly – http://twitpic.com/ia6va #
  • I be done canvassin' fer today, but now I be going t' non-piratical meetin's. #
  • SW11 Lit Fest on 4th Plinth on Sunday 12-1pm. Text Plinth then a message to 07786 202844 Best go on a giant whiteboard for the world to see! #
  • See your message on the 4th plinth between 12-1pm today. Use the #sw11 hashtag or text PLINTH then your message to 07786 202844 #
  • See your message on the 4th plinth between 12-1pm today. Use the #sw11 hashtag or text PLINTH then your message to 07786 202844 #oneandother #
  • #overheardonbus "What's a Methodist church" "oh, it's a Jamaican church that came over." And I'd thought Wesley was English. #
  • See your message on the 4th plinth between 12-1pm today. Use the #sw11 hashtag or text PLINTH then your message to 07786 202844 #oneandother #
  • Thanks for the plinth tweets and texts, you can see the plinth texts at http://is.gd/3uhKf #
  • Probably the wrong thing to say, but London is better as a pedestrian with cars – much much easier to cross the road safely for a start. #
  • He's playing all the right notes, just not necessarily in the right order. #
  • Sign outside now closed pub: "Sunday – meat raffle, mystery prize £1 a strip." Can't think why they closed. #

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