• Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2009-11-22 http://bit.ly/6SQ8qE #
  • Hold it. Jedward are out? #
  • Even worse, Jedward are out and we're using it for a childish poster. Why? What are we trying to say? #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 12 -19 November http://bit.ly/52xQHa #
  • Blogged: Jedward and the Conservatives http://bit.ly/5gAgRS #
  • MiniMe seems to be refusing all food except Marmite rice-cakes. Attaboy. (@ @Marmarati) #
  • Is this not the greatest movie ever? http://yfrog.com/1e9vkj #
  • Blogged: Majorities, polls and the election http://bit.ly/6t0Ew6 #
  • flickrd: Mexican Digby http://bit.ly/6oyutQ #
  • Wow. Really? This is quite scary. RE @deadbloke #saysorrythatcher for still breathing #
  • #saysorrythatcher for being the PM Labour still drone on about after 19 years (included 12 of them in power). #
  • Can't wait to use the #saysorryblair hashtag in 2026. That wouldn't reflect badly on me, would it? #
  • Oooo, Martin Linton's offering a TV if you complete his survey. I think. http://www.martinlinton.org.uk/a-chance-to-win-a-tv #
  • Oh great. I've got someone faking RTs from me. Excellent. #
  • Overslept this morning, along with @jesscousins, we have a one year old child. How is this possible? #
  • Concerned that I got several new followers for using the sorry Thatcher hashtag, rather than what I said. Afraid they will be disappointed. #
  • Another weird iPhone autocorrect. Tongue. Population of Tongue c1,000. UK population with a tongue c60,000,000. Wise choice Apple. #
  • Oh god. I think another argument about chugging is starting. I really don't want to go through all that unpleasantness again. #
  • Blogged: Investment in Clapham Junction? http://bit.ly/6LI2u8 #
  • I heard someone say that @Pluto_BAC is sometimes thrown on stage to test how reactive the show is… is this true? #
  • MiniMe in bed. @jesscousins out. An hour or so of work and then it's pizza and Star Trek in HD. Good times. #
  • Worked a bit longer than I planned, but that only means the pizza will taste better. And Star Trek's HD will be even more glorious. #
  • I am the saddest guy around. Crying at George Kirk's sacrifice in the opening scene. Not even been drinking. #
  • A fun morning with MiniMe, even if he was grumpy that they were already playing Christmas tunes at Monkey Music. #
  • Watching MiniMe navigate the living room a wave of horror washes over me: we've spawned a toddler, nothing below waist height is safe. #fb #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth’s public art http://bit.ly/6MYduJ #
  • Looking over the internet recently I wonder if the world is a better place for it – seems to be full of insult and snide insinuations. #
  • Blogged: Balham Christmas lights http://bit.ly/7Drm8d #
  • Can you "allege several allegations"? #
  • The disguised voice of a social worker on #r4 sounds uncannily like Will Self. #
  • I allege that @Whereiskoogaloo has Made several allegations. in reply to Whereiskoogaloo #
  • Despite my downer on 'net negativity tonight I'm having birthday drinks with a friend who would still be an acquaintence but for Twitter. #
  • Can language have a pinnacle? Have I, ironically, tweeted a Prescottism? #
  • RT @simon_redfern: Speaker at LSE event on pub. sector productivity: "most cost effective thing govt could do is nationalise the Daily Mail" #
  • Heading into the West End. And I'll be drinking, oh yes. I could almost be young. Or a tourist. #
  • I'm with lots of people who are on Twitter, but don't tweet. But they are buying drinks. #
  • I'm in Soho and everyone is so friendly, can they all really take me to London's best martini? #
  • No idea how many times I've walked down this bit of Great Windmill Street. Maybe one day it will improve. http://twitpic.com/qxorb #
  • Just an age helping pose a tourist picture, & not a single person walked in front, London is the world city. #
  • Yes, up there and on the right. No, if you just keep going straight on. That way and then right. I enjoy being a tour guide. #
  • Thank-you to Cafe Parisienne of Lavender Hill for having a canopy during that downpour (and they do a great breakfast as well!) #
  • People round measuring up for a new bathroom. Luckily MiniMe is on hand to ask important questions about water pressure and logistics. #
  • Blogged: Shaftesbury SNT drop-in clinic http://bit.ly/5T3bM1 #
  • Heading to (the unbuilt) Westfield Startford. I'm not entirely clear why. #
  • East London. Lovely. #
  • Long day. Struggling to work up the energy and enthusiam to prepare for a presentation tomorrow. #
  • Erm… RT @PoundlandParrot: Get down to the Tooting store on Saturday 28 November to meet Antony Cotton… #
  • When at university the vice-chancellor introduced minimum pricing. Result: consumption remained the same and bar profits soared. #bbcqt #
  • Today I'm expecting to be accused of aiding and abetting the "rape" of a council estate by letting The Bill film on it. Fun times. #
  • It's all set-up nicely. I'm the first presenter and my 'friend' is already here. Looking forward to receiving some imaginative insults. #
  • Apparently the council persistently gets away with criminal behaviour because of a Masonic conspiracy involving the police and judiciary. #
  • Now I find myself in a working group with my accuser, luckily they are tired by accusations of Masonic conspiracy and have fallen asleep. #
  • How dis it get to be two o'clock. Someone is clearly stealing my time. #
  • Blogged: Putney Festive Market http://bit.ly/87N7gU #
  • Blogged: Weekly wrap-up, 27 November http://bit.ly/8j8H3W #
  • Oooo, Balham's @exhibitbar is on Twitter. #
  • When will I learn that my App Store addiction only brings pain and misery to me and those I love. Just say no, kids. #
  • Just seen someone use the term 'chillax'. I thought chillaxing I thought had been eradicated on humantarian grounds, like smallpox. #
  • Have O2 abandoned EDGE? I hardly ever see the 'E' on my phone any more. #
  • There was the fantastic smell of a full English emanating from the house I just canvassed. Why can't I be having it? #
  • In the old days we didn't consult. We had Town Clerks, and they ordered, and prosecuted. http://twitpic.com/ray8x #
  • In Waitrose buying four pints of full fat milk, a sweet potato and a bottle of Amaretto. Balanced diet or what? #
  • Must learn to stop crying at the opening scene of Star Trek. And Grimsby's results. #
  • Avoiding the undignified scrum at the Battersea Police Ball by cracking open the champagne at home. #
  • "In order not course the danger of asphyxial, Please do no to put the spare parts into the mouth." http://twitpic.com/rchdc #
  • Struggling to work out the theme for this year's Police Ball. Camp, possibly? #
  • And here's Graham Cole to spoil the evening. #
  • Marital strife: @jesscousins likes this photo, I think it looks a bit, um, creepy http://twitpic.com/rdgzy #
  • The DJ is playing 'The Quo' and if that isn't a sign I don't know what is #
  • A great Battersea Police Ball. Congrats to all concerned, but why no hashtag? #bapoba it sounds so good! #
  • What a grim day. And I'm out delivering leaflets. Magic. #
  • Mumra, that's it. #
  • I need to work, but a cozy sofa is sucking away my will-power for such things. #
  • Ooooo, shiny Tweetie upgrade. #

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