• Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2009-12-13 http://bit.ly/6HoAFU #
  • I don't think MiniMe likes Mondays. That, or he doesn't want me to like them. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 3 – 10 December http://bit.ly/7b9i1s #
  • Email volume has definitely dropped, has Christmas started? #
  • Love the Fabien Society idea: basically, put everyone on benefits, then we will all be one happy society. #
  • My comment that I'd be Christmas shopping at Elizabeth Duke got a positive response from @jesscousins. Couldn't have been sarcasm, could it? #
  • Listening to Ben Miller on Radio 4, hoping early exposure to quantum theory will be beneficial to MiniMe. #
  • Does the placebo effect really work even if you know it's a placebo? #
  • My beard is developing into a thing of beauty. Think it needs a shampoo and condition though. #
  • Is the greasy-haired trainspotter look in? #
  • A long time since I've watched #universitychallenge, but does the guy who announces who's buzzed always sound like he's touching cloth? #
  • Driver on the iPhone… Do I just buy it, or do I wrestle with temptation for a few days first? #
  • ran 3.42 mi on 15/12/2009 at 6:41 AM with a pace of 8'42"/mi
    http://bit.ly/8YnUGI #
  • Been for run. Check.
    Shampooed and conditioned beard. Check.
    Ready for day ahead. Check. #
  • If you are listening to Radio 4 this guy was signed by Bill Shankley. Little Cousins family fact: so was my Dad. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth in the recession http://bit.ly/6VuHas #
  • Trying to stifle the disappointment that not a single trending topics appears to be of any consequence. #
  • Is it going to rain in SW11 this afternoon? #toolazytocheckBBCweatherwebsite #
  • Do we actually know how close it is between thingy and RATM in the charts? #
  • Thanks everyone for all the RATM info, I was basing it on the iTunes chart – chuffed they are winning. #
  • Oi. Toynbee. No. #
  • Should I waste my day on Twitter, or do some work? #
  • Written snotty email to BBC London about their geography. Feeling calmer now. #
  • Really should start thinking about Christmas shopping. #
  • Yey for the BBC who rapidly corrected their geography http://j.mp/4MffFb (and boo to the crash, of course). #
  • The Battersea rapid response force has had success with the BBC and made contact with Sky and just hopes all involved are well. #
  • Blogged: The pointless exercise of stop and search http://bit.ly/4RQuhI #
  • BBC has more details on the Plough Road bus accident. Looks very nasty. http://j.mp/4MffFb #
  • To extend the #uksnow question: Does it show snow or just where people have Twitter AND nothing else worth tweeting about? #
  • I'm going to amuse myself with email and Driver until the #pmqs tweeting has died down. #
  • More on Plough Lane bus. Apparently a lorry was pulling out with steel rails, it stopped, but the rails didn't, hitting the swerving bus. #
  • Bizarrely, it seems that after the bus toppled someone rolled the destination sign around to 'Not in service'. #
  • Looks like my festive beard might be getting a (online) media appearance! #
  • Just heading out and it's snowing. Why did no-one mention this on Twitter? #
  • Still can't help being amused that the TPA chose the Twitter name @bbw1984 for their 'civil liberties' group. Must be an in-joke. #
  • Being on Twitter means you always know what dire TV you are ignoring #rvp, #imacelebrity, #xfactor #
  • Thinking of going to bed and it's only 10:30. I have clearly underestimated the physical toll that growing a beard takes. #
  • You just don't get tunes like Technotronic's Megamix anymore. #
  • Oh God. Schools seem to have finished early. Hello, bus misery. #
  • Ah. The G1, London's cosiest bus. #
  • The Chinese herbalist on Mitcham Rd promises to cure spermatorrhea. You learn something every day – today I've learnt what spermatorrhea is. #
  • Genuine cubic zirconia, not imitation cubic zirconia. http://twitpic.com/tvnq5 #
  • Hello to @WandsworthLINk #
  • Blogged: Before the snow and ice http://bit.ly/7Wliiy #
  • Still a bit too early for gritting (it just gets blown into the gutters) but Wandsworth's gritters will be hitting the roads in a few hours. #
  • First coffee of the day underway and no snow out there. I hope this means a) London will work & b) people *might* tweet about something else #
  • In Wandsworth Fire Station, but sadly no go on the pole for me. http://twitpic.com/u09fu #
  • Problem: Toys might be seen as aggressive or violent.
    Solution: Re-brand as (very heavily armed) peacekeepers. http://twitpic.com/u0doy #
  • Blogged: CCTV. Revisited. http://bit.ly/5M1HX0 #
  • Watching @3BDigital on UStream.tv – they don't seem to be moving much. Glad I'm not paying them for anything. #
  • Emailing everyone (& a charity donation) instead of buying Christmas cards – good or bad? #
  • Blogged: JSA claims drop in Wandsworth http://bit.ly/5QWe6g #
  • Having stated my dislike of the Taxpayers Alliance I've just received, unsolicited, a free book from them. All helps the recycling target. #
  • In other gift ideas. Why not make tattoos more accessible to young children? http://twitpic.com/u12r9 #
  • Blogged: Weekly wrap-up, 18 December http://bit.ly/8qlXRM #
  • Feeling mildly jealous of the 'going for beer' tweets I'm seeing. #
  • Makka Pakka akka wakka mikka makka moo. #
  • Anyone here seen 'Santa Claus Conquers The Martians'? #
  • Good to see a nice personal #kerryout campaign. Really makes me proud of our democracy when we go negative and personal. </sarcasm> #
  • We are finally de-plumbered. From tomorrow I am free from the tyranny of the bath and can have showers again! #
  • .@chriscsefalvay Democracy is a positive process. You vote for people, not against. Campaign for someone, don't just attack the incumbent. in reply to chriscsefalvay #
  • I should be going for a run, but the bed is very toasty. What's it like out there? #
  • ran 4.39 mi on 19/12/2009 at 9:00 AM with a pace of 8'46"/mi
    http://bit.ly/5TrVCy #
  • What is @mightymariner going to do with his free afternoon? Bit of moonlightling at The Vault? #
  • When you have a manly beard like mine you need a many pint glass. http://twitpic.com/u6gfh #
  • Years since I've been here. Hopefully years before I'm there again. (@ The Falcon, Clapham Junction) http://4sq.com/7m3Yqn #
  • Because the good news is often ignored RT @Zerochamp Witness to assault [in] Tooting … Hats off to the police for nabbing culprit in minutes #
  • Is there a finer nut than the cashew? #
  • Letting @jesscousins watch Strictly live-ish as it's the final. I'm such a lovely husband (and also have lots of alcohol to numb the pain). #
  • I'm trying to work out if I would enjoy #scd anymore if I have the faintest idea who any of these people (except Brucie) were. #
  • So what happened to the rumoured 3% lead poll, was it the same as the 17% lead poll? #

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