• Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-03-07 http://bit.ly/bhYLBB #
  • Discovered at the weekend that some colleagues had nicknamed me Robocop. If only they'd added I, II or III to show if it's good or bad. #
  • My God there are some mean toddlers around. This is why I'm trying to teach MiniMe doctrines like justifiable force. #
  • This playgroup is like Robocop in its levels of violence. MiniMe is almost Swiss in his neutral stance of non-intervention. #
  • Blogged: Crime briefing, 25 February – 4 March http://bit.ly/96nG8m #
  • I just got the Mac Heist bundle. 7 fantastic Mac apps worth $260+ for only $20 and got 3 great bonus apps free! http://bit.ly/heist-it #
  • And I hate myself for the marketing tweet… but it had Monkey Island. Monkey Island. #
  • Now I see the attraction in collecting headlines about someone with the same name: http://bit.ly/cgC207 /via @edwestonline #
  • #battertweet is an exception http://j.mp/8XW6GM RT @jonreed: Police advice: "don't meet people you've only met on social networking sites" #
  • I'm going to fileshare her songs in protest RT @paulwaugh: At her concert last nite, Lily Allen dedicated 'F*ck You' to David Cameron #
  • I need entertaining. Dance for me, Twitter, dance. #
  • ran 3.55 mi on 9/3/2010 at 7:07 AM with a pace of 9'01"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/03cupn68 #
  • Second run back after calf strain. Not quite as painful as the first, but still so so slow #fb #
  • It's amazing how many people seem to be on Twitter purely to be negative. Just how long do they think their lives are? #
  • Blogged: I am the Conservative Party’s Samson http://bit.ly/cgY5Xd #
  • I've been complimented on my hair. As a man I know I shouldn't, but it felt good. #
  • Annoying as can be sometimes, I'm so lucky MiniMe hangs around with me. Just sad it won't last forever. #
  • Truly it's a miracle, a sign for the @Marmarati faithful, even if it does look like every 70s footballer http://j.mp/aOsU6S #
  • Off chance, but has anyone used #Yep for document management on the #Mac Any good? #lazyweb #
  • International trending topics really are pointless now. Banal subjects and dominated by spam. When's @tweetie going to offer city options? #
  • Oh, God no. RT @BatterseaPkSW11 Small building by Queens Circus in #BatterseaPark becoming estate agents Pendeltons http://yfrog.com/862b6mj #
  • MiniMe: in bed. iTunes: on. @jesscousins: out. Glass of wine: resisted. Evening of solid achievement: just beginning. #
  • This is a new one… http://twitpic.com/17ksv4 #
  • There is something beautiful about the flashing green cursor in a new WriteRoom document. #
  • C'mon Town. #
  • Have I mentioned #battertweet III recently? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 – probably the most fun you can have in The Merchant on 8 April. #
  • Please Town. Please. #
  • Grimsby, what went wrong? #
  • Today I will mainly be selling Putney. Any offers? #
  • Blogged: Selling Putney http://bit.ly/cl2NoE #
  • I'm determined to be Mayor again. (@ Wandsworth Town Hall) #
  • Five speakers from the Labour group on council tax tonight. Seem to be calling senior council officers "socially useless." Nice. #
  • Wandsworth Council tax debate. Conservative proposal: 0%. Labour response: Lord Ashcroft. #
  • And the Labour Party are now praising the Taxpayers Alliance. I'm sure the TPA feel dirty by association. #
  • Wandsworth formally sets no increase in council tax for the third year in succession. #
  • ran 3.5 mi on 11/3/2010 at 7:13 AM with a pace of 8'55"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/04usvkmh #
  • Good to see the LGA have released their list of words councils don't use, so people can have a dig at us. Thanks for fighting for us, LGA. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth sets lowest council tax, again http://bit.ly/dmOEqo #
  • Blogged: Council wastes money on jargon shock http://bit.ly/bGN7qF #
  • I think I've had some LGA trolling on my website. #
  • Take it all back, LGA, I love you, and you aren't trolls. But some people are… #
  • I don't often get this far north of the river. (@ Tottenham Hale Station) http://4sq.com/8qXYgR #
  • Commuter high: realising the mystery train you just boarded is going the right way. Commuter downer: realising it's the slooooooow train. #
  • Oh. And there's the fast train, whizzing past. #
  • Sister Sledge, 'Frankie'. Thank-you, shuffle, for the smile on my face (even if other commuters now think I'm a bit odd). #
  • I shudder to think how much I listened to Now 7 when I first bought it. #
  • The Real Roxanne: '(Bang Zoom) Let's Go Go'. If every copy were destroyed it would be no loss to humanity #shuffleshite #
  • This is @ pretty much everyone. Now 7 had Stan wotisname and 'Camoflage'. Top Trumps says that made it the best Now ever. #
  • Just spotted Now 7 had 'Lady in Red' on it. That means I own some Chris de Burgh. I cannot describe the shame I feel. #
  • I should point out that I don't make a habit of going to places like Fabrics Galore. It's a one off visit. #
  • Blogged: Support Battersea Summer Scheme at Waitrose http://bit.ly/bVPvWw #
  • Am I missing something? What's the point of the #red tweets in Tweetie? Easter Egg? Trending experiment? #
  • I've just had a superb Columbo moment. After the conversation had finished, slipped in that killer question. #
  • Has anyone noticed in the Labour iPhone app screenshot how the 13 March comes between 6 and 7 March? http://twitpic.com/183o3d #
  • Are Labour manipulating the calendar to give them longer to campaign? We should be told. #
  • Quite like the Labour iPhone app's calendaring (despite it not being in any order). #
  • Blogged: Banned words and the point of lobbying http://bit.ly/duCYIs #
  • Decided discretion is the better part of valour. And feeling smug as a result. It isn't pretty. #
  • It's a while since I've used the Google iPhone app, but seriously impressed with voice search http://twitpic.com/184d13 #
  • I've not #battertweet ed for a while. Any SW11 (or 12, 18, or anywhere) types fancy a night out? http://twtvite.com/battertweet3 #
  • My northern working class roots have done nothing for me today. #
  • I'll pop a title screen on. #
  • I subscribed to TwitSpeaker's channel on YouTube http://www.youtube.com/user/TwitSpeaker?feature=autoshare_twitter #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PPB http://youtu.be/MtGifr-1QFo?a #
  • I uploaded a YouTube video — PPB – Vote Conservative for Better Hair Days http://youtu.be/RpvI1S8bGuY?a #
  • YouTubed: PPB – Vote Conservative for Better Hair Days http://bit.ly/cNERP6 #
  • ran 3.47 mi on 13/3/2010 at 8:46 AM with a pace of 9'02"/mi
    http://go.nike.com/70jif55 #
  • I'm amazed such a specialist service as http://ovenclean.com/ exists. Even more amazing my neighbour's over is so bad it needs it. #
  • Yes. It isn't the town hall, and I'm here. (well, leaving) (@ Mason's Arms) http://4sq.com/aFsapH #
  • If you are going to the Mason's in Battersea feel reassured that the band are spending A LOT of time eliminating trip hazards. #
  • Holy Cow. #
  • I'm now keeping my mouth firmly shut. #
  • I'm hoping both MiniMe and @jesscousins admire the self-censoring I've just exhibited. #
  • Going to watch the end of some dance thing to remind me how not to care. #
  • 'Time Cop: The Berlin Decision' How can this be a bad film? #
  • Holy Cow. Pages has a full screen mode – how have I gone so long without knowing that? #
  • TimeOut's website, ironically, is timing out. #

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