• Blogged: Tweets for week ending 2010-05-23 http://bit.ly/cAVq8C #
  • Blogged: No crime briefing this week http://bit.ly/9wXZ0s #
  • You forget the buses are basically glass-houses on wheels. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth unemployment claims http://bit.ly/d2iaxd #
  • Totally missed the Queen's speech. Well, missed in one sense, but not the other. #
  • FOTC FTW (@ Wembly Arena) http://4sq.com/dpjaLV #
  • I've started getting excited when the doorbell goes in case TNT accidentally deliver iPads early. That time it was my mother-in-law. #
  • I've touched an iPad. TOUCHED one I tell you. #
  • Blogged: Wandsworth street parties http://bit.ly/by9llj #
  • The pain of knowing I have an iPad in a Vauxhall warehouse has become so much more acute. #
  • Blogged: Cheggers! http://bit.ly/bx4b16 #
  • Blogged: The new politics http://bit.ly/ci6lzs #
  • Depressed that @jesscousins tweeted me even though we're in the same room. Does that mean we have good or bad communication in our marriage? #
  • I need to get my Twitter groove back. Any advice? #
  • Blogged: Tonight’s Mastermind http://bit.ly/cAlLMY #
  • Hollywood in the 80s as a specialist subject on #Mastermind I'm going to answer 'Karate Kid' to every question. #
  • I can't believe I'm supporting someone on #Mastermind Clearly I'm #middleaged #
  • ran 5.32 km on 29/5/2010 at 8:13 AM with a pace of 5'27"/km
    http://go.nike.com/088gdn2d #
  • Eurovision tonight. I sense it will be wine o'clock earlier than usual to help desensitise me to the pain. #
  • #Eurovision isn't hosted by Terry Wogan anymore?! I'll need more wine to counter the Norton. #
  • No, there isn't enough alcohol in the world to numb this pain. #eurovision #
  • Bonus points to the guy from the audience… Can I get chucked out for doing something similar? #eurovision #
  • "You're like a sunset behind a mountain" yeah, I'm hiding from your banal lyrics mate. #eurovision #
  • Moldova clearly imagining what the 80s will be like when the decade finally reaches them. #eurovision #
  • Good God, is anyone going to *do* anything, someone rip off someone's skirt or something. #eurovision #
  • He deserves a point just for looking so very very pleased with his guitar skillz (yes, I used a z) #eurovision #
  • They are swaying in the audience. Swaying like animals caged in inadequate zoos. #eurovision #
  • With the exception of Moldova this has been the #eurovision equivalent of beige so far. #
  • "If he could sing it might be quite a good song" says @jesscousins, at last someone with less musical taste than me. #eurovision #
  • Why are Spain getting a second chance? Hair malfunction? #eurovision #
  • This is the best opportunity for a Bucks Fizz style performance, i reckon. #eurovision #
  • I KNEW IT! Costume change goodness from Belarus. #eurovision #
  • You know this will be good. #eurovision #
  • A bit of scratch. Just rap left and all bases are covered. #eurovision #
  • If only we could have entered Rick Astley we'd have won with this song. #eurovision #
  • So the gamble was that if they were ALL out of tune no-one would notice. #eurovision #
  • I'm searching for maNga on iTunes. #eurovision #
  • There's no #eurovision act that can't be improved by an angle grinder, preferably used to destroy the amps. #
  • More close-ups of the violinist needed, I think it's Benny from Crossroads. #eurovision #
  • That dress, not flattering, is it? #eurovision #
  • I feel bad, but someone has to tweet what I'm thinking. #eurovision #
  • Her pupils look a bit dilated. It would explain a lot. #eurovision #
  • Is it just the wind machine, or is she wearing a cod-piece? #eurovision #
  • Surely a song this crap should be OUR world cup tune. #eurovision #
  • She's not seriously interested in him. She actually finds his beard repulsive. #eurovision #
  • Is Russia's entry a Reeves and Mortimer spoof. #eurovision #
  • I'm going to like this one. #eurovision #
  • Cameraman had a good look in the cleavage for that stone. #eurovision #
  • Apparently the German entry bought new underwear for me. Trying to compete with Armenia eh? #eurovision #
  • RT @JennyHodge: @jamescousins Ha ha – that's exactly what we said here! This is for you: http://youtu.be/7eOYqR_Lz9w 🙂 #
  • Portugal get good scores only because we're going there on holiday (and not for the dire song). #eurovision #
  • This is actually the theme tune for the Hebrew version of Neighbours. #eurovision #
  • That's the sort of music you'd ordinarily only get from the likes of David Hasselhof. #eurovision #
  • Quick invade the stage so we can watch a third time. #eurovision #
  • Think I've got the idea now. Can we do something interesting instead? #eurovision #
  • We give Albania Norman Wisdom, and that is how they repay us. #eurovision #
  • I'm loving Slovenia's host. #eurovision #
  • And it's all over for another year. With luck we won't broadcast it again next year. #eurovision #
  • What a lovely trophy. #eurovision #
  • Love all the people drawing links between the government and #eurovision Yeah, right. #

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