But every now and again I find something that really isn’t council related and that I must post. This is one of those things.
I’m a bit of a digital hoarder, so I still have a copy of the hard drive from my old PC (I moved to a Mac in 2005). When I kept it there was obviously a value, there would be documents and files on there I might need to refer to. But five years on I’m going through deleting most of it and keeping anything that is still relevant.
And then I came across this:
It’s a PowerPoint template entitled “Motivating a Team”. It’s dated 1999, so I imagine that for a few years around the turn of the century groups would be gathered together and have to go through the Microsoft/Dale Carnegie formula for motivation. And it’s hard to imagine how it could go wrong: from “deliver an inspirational opening” to the “inspirational close” this is 10 slides of PowerPoint gold.
I’m a bit of a PowerPoint tyrant; some council officers will tell you of the arbitrary rules I apply to try to prevent the atrocious practices of excessive bullet points, reams of text and, worst of all, presenters reading from the slides while their audience is doing exactly the same.
Of course, presentation software can work well. You only need to see a Steve Jobs presentation or a few TEDtalks to know that. But when I see bundled templates like this I would happily see PowerPoint (though not Apple Keynote) outlawed and excessively harsh penalties imposed on anyone using it.