The joy of receiving misdirected emails. My US namesake is buying a boat engine. But his offer is a bit low.

DPD’s tracking is a new type of tyranny. Nelson’s having ice cream in Battersea Park. I have to wait five hours.

Phone in sleep, do not disturb and airplane mode for two hours and I’m still ‘using’ it. What can it be?

I’ve used the emoji keyboard about 4 times. As you might imagine, the ‘recently used’ panel is incredibly revealing.

Oh, @toppstiles, St John’s Hill is in Battersea, you’re nearly two miles from Clapham / @LoveBattersea1

Anyone know where Clapham Hill is? Or alternatively where I might find a clueless marketing department?

Guerrilla gardening in Comyn Road, Battersea. First time I’ve seen a tree base planted like this. Wonder who did it.

I don’t use Gmail, but am incredibly excited by extreme queuing, so love the @Mailbox app. Can’t wait to hit 700,000.