Asda’s signage is a tad misleading….

Asda’s signage is a tad misleading. I mean, what are Arsenal socks doing there?

Sometimes, you see something on the…

Sometimes, you see something on the supermarket shelf so vile you know you must have it, and have it all, immediately…

Mock iOS 6 maps all you want; I, for one, applaud the inclusion of local government ward names. #localgov

@cineworld “Are you ready?” asked my wife [cut to montage of me fighting], “You look ready.” Thanks for the specs!

For all my annoyance about the Claphamisation of Battersea, I think this sin on Facebook is worse!

New running shoes have arrived. Have to say they didn’t look *quite* that yellow on the Internet.

Although Wandsworth’s new refuse collection contract isn’t that new any more, some people are still getting caught out.

Went to have a look at the Nike+ FuelStation on Clapham Common. It was closed. #makeitcount

Filming of ‘Hippy the Movie’ is done. Here’s the film’s star enjoying the wrap party before we start post-production.