Chicken and egg
Chicken and egg
Chicken and egg
Yeah, Jamie, pour the gin from the bottle into the glass. He came up with that just for you.
Crane
Me: My Jawbone Up is a dud
Jawbone: We’ll replace it immediately.
Time passes…
Me: I never got a replacement Up.
Jawbone: That’s because we were out of stock, but have some coming in next week, we’ll send one then.
Time passes…
Me: I never got a replacement Up.
Jawbone: Unfortunately we had some stock in but it’s all gone. We’ll make sure you get one from the next re-stock.
Time passes…
Me: I never got a replacement Up.
Jawbone: Yeah, we don’t know when new stock is arriving, but if you go for a different colour we can send a new one today.
Time passes…
Me: I never got a replacement Up.
Jawbone: That’s because we didn’t have stock in that colour, either.
Open heart surgery on an old iMac.
Elton John Grimsby
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Proper scales
I’d always thought death was the ultimate experience. Turns out it’s trying some new Nikes. Unless it isn’t marketing hyperbole and they plan to kill us all afterwards.
An empty Olympic stadium. In a bid to slow the exit to the horrendous queues out of the park they had a competition in which one person in the stadium got the chance to win a car.
They were competing against the winner of a national competition by drawing keys from a bag until one found the key that unlocked the car. The national winner ended up losing in front of thousands of people.
It was like they wanted to give her a taste of athletic defeat; the hard work to get there, the anticipation, waiting for her moment on the track, the mental rehearsals, the visualisation of victory. All to be dashed.
I’m not sure if I hated or admired the sponsors.
Maybe the worst seat in the house, but an amazing atmosphere at the Olympic Stadium.