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Inducing self-loathing

  1. Get free Daily Mail from Waitrose using MyWaitrose card offer.

  2. Rip out free Lego voucher.

  3. Disdainfully dispose of tawdry rag.

  4. Feel a little smug.

  5. Discover local WH Smith is not participating in the offer.

  6. Feel dirty and used for having briefly owned a Daily Mail.

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