“That’s a negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.”
Today’s school holiday Lego turned into an air traffic control tower.
Once I’d have watched the World Cup drinking in a pub. This year I watch it while sorting minifig parts into drawers labelled ‘head’, ‘shoulders’ and ‘knees and toes.’
Lego have licensed an Alex from Flashdance for their latest minifig collection.
Inducing self-loathing
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Get free Daily Mail from Waitrose using MyWaitrose card offer.
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Rip out free Lego voucher.
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Disdainfully dispose of tawdry rag.
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Feel a little smug.
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Discover local WH Smith is not participating in the offer.
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Feel dirty and used for having briefly owned a Daily Mail.