

“That’s a negative, Ghost Rider, the pattern is full.”
Today’s school holiday Lego turned into an air traffic control tower.
Once I’d have watched the World Cup drinking in a pub. This year I watch it while sorting minifig parts into drawers labelled ‘head’, ‘shoulders’ and ‘knees and toes.’
Get free Daily Mail from Waitrose using MyWaitrose card offer.
Rip out free Lego voucher.
Disdainfully dispose of tawdry rag.
Feel a little smug.
Discover local WH Smith is not participating in the offer.
Feel dirty and used for having briefly owned a Daily Mail.